Steven seagal= Epic fail

2008-01-08 13:43:24

#1

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6560|Milkystania, yurop

So im sitting here watching Marked for Death a crappy Steven seagal shitflick , and i realise i absolutley hate him , its scary that someone with as much charisma as a retarded dead seal is allowed to make shitflicks year after year. Who in their right mind watches this shit thinking omfg steven he is sooooo coooooool........listen even his name sucks donkey Steven lol "my name is steven and im a retarded chipmunk who thinks acting is fighting on screen and putting on my angry/serious face"

https://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/magpie1985/stevenserious.jpg

https://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s68/magpie1985/stevenwtfhewearing.jpg

So is it only me who thinks he sucks or is there anybody who has a shittier "actor" they want to share pls tell us

2008-01-08 13:45:38

#2

SamTheMan:D: Banned; +856|6007|England

No, I think he is funny.

2008-01-08 13:47:04

#3

dave_the_rave23: psn - do_one_ya_mug; +41|6012

i loved it in Undersiege when that chick comes out the cake.

2008-01-08 13:48:03

#4

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6601|Mountains of NC

https://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g50/pj4ever10/Steven_Seagal_Emotion_Chart.jpg

https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg

2008-01-08 13:48:11

#5

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6813|Great Brown North

dave_the_rave23 wrote:
i loved it in Undersiege when that chick comes out the cake.

seriously, best part of his acting career

2008-01-08 13:49:27

#6

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6677

I knew a guy who did a few movies with him as a fight coordinator. he told me that segal was the biggest asshole in martial arts. He would purposely hurt his co stars.

2008-01-08 13:50:36

#7

Graphic-J: The Artist formerly known as GraphicArtist-J; +196|6159|So Cal

Yes as much as I hate Van Damme
...

https://www.bangitout.com/images/double_impact.jpg

2008-01-08 13:52:06

#8

CruZ4dR: Cereal Killer; +145|6689|The View From The Afternoon

SEREMAKER wrote:
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g50/p … _Chart.jpg

Damn sere, you beat me to it!

Yeah, anyways, Steven Seagal is my kind of action hero.
If I was a movie star I would be just like him. Only Chuck can top him.

2008-01-08 13:53:32

#9

Volatile: Member; +252|6738|Sextupling in Empire

krazed wrote:
dave_the_rave23 wrote:
i loved it in Undersiege when that chick comes out the cake.
seriously, best part of his acting career

That's the only thing I remember from all his movies, TBH.

2008-01-08 13:54:56

#10

NateW: my sigs worse than yours; +191|6166

CruZ4dR wrote:
SEREMAKER wrote:
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g50/p … _Chart.jpg
Damn sere, you beat me to it!

Yeah, anyways, Steven Seagal is my kind of action hero.
If I was a movie star I would be just like him. Only Chuck can top him.

Seagal is my least favorite actor. Thank god they decided to release his movies straight to dvd. Favorite action hero would have to be Bruce Lee.

2008-01-08 13:55:16

#11

TGMaverick: Member; +16|6264

No there is a worse actor (specify)

David Caruso

2008-01-08 13:55:56

#12

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6585|Scotland

I laugh at all his films, same with Van Damme

So fucking lol

2008-01-08 13:56:36

#13

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6677

Charles Bronson mops his kitchen floor with chuck norris's beard (when he was alive)

2008-01-08 13:56:38

#14

HellHead: The fantastic Mr. Antichrist; +336|6743|Germany

Magpie wrote:
So im sitting here watching Marked for Death a crappy Steven seagal shitflick , and i realise i absolutley hate him , its scary that someone with as much charisma as a retarded dead seal is allowed to make shitflicks year after year. Who in their right mind watches this shit thinking omfg steven he is sooooo coooooool........listen even his name sucks donkey Steven lol "my name is steven and im a retarded chipmunk who thinks acting is fighting on screen and putting on my angry/serious face"

So is it only me who thinks he sucks or is there anybody who has a shittier "actor" they want to share pls tell us

Dude, take a chill-pill and don´t watch steven seagal movies anymore. Problem solved.
Seriously, how can somebody can get so aroused about a third class movie star... ?

/thread

2008-01-08 13:58:59

#15

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6601|Mountains of NC

NateWiese wrote:

wtf is up with your sig .............. looks like the guy is spraying water on his crotch ................. you got marlboro fever or something

2008-01-08 13:59:28

#16

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6585|Scotland

dave_the_rave23 wrote:

NIIIIIIIIIIIIPLES

2008-01-08 14:00:00

#17

HellHead: The fantastic Mr. Antichrist; +336|6743|Germany

And.......banned !

2008-01-08 14:00:35

#18

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6523|Gogledd Cymru

What have you got against the name Steven, dickhead.

2008-01-08 14:01:07

#19

jord: Member; +2,382|6711|The North, beyond the wall.

The Sheriff wrote:
What have you got against the name Steven, dickhead.

Yessssssssssssssssss

Finally.

2008-01-08 14:01:27

#20

GunSlinger OIF II: Banned.; +1,860|6677

game over.

2008-01-08 14:06:24

#21

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6560|Milkystania, yurop

The Sheriff wrote:
What have you got against the name Steven, dickhead.

If its followed with a -seagal everything

anyway its a nice name ,i knew a guy named Steven he was silly so we called him silly-steven

2008-01-08 14:13:24

#22

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6560|Milkystania, yurop

pwnd

2008-01-08 14:21:16

#23

Enzzenmachine: Member; +20|6379

you should've included a vote option "I don't care"

I've nothing against Steven Seagal. Why should I anyway?

2008-01-08 14:26:18

#24

Magpie: international welder....Douchebag Dude, <3 ur mom; +257|6560|Milkystania, yurop

Enzzenmachine wrote:
you should've included a vote option "I don't care"

I've nothing against Steven Seagal. Why should I anyway?

I did "bugger of rtard" u see?

I'm not asking you to hate him Mr serious , I'm just venting my disgust with his so called acting

2008-01-08 14:26:58

#25

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6480|Boulder, CO

my names Steven.

The reason steven seagal always wins fights in films is that he is so wooden the bullets can't penetrate him.

Fucking a	35%	35% - 49
Steven who?	14%	14% - 20
no wai he is hawt	28%	28% - 40
bugger of rtard	12%	12% - 17
No there is a worse actor (specify)	9%	9% - 13
Total: 139

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