Long post but worth the wait for the pictures.
So like Hi, my real name is Martin aka “agent 146” (no I am not a nazi just got the name just because it was unique and no one used it.) and I really really like bf2; AS you SHOULD know by now and anything thing that fires projectiles: ranging from real steel rifles to airsoft to paintball to bows & arrows, artillery…..and ofcourse lazers. With the introductions done. I wonder do any of you guys/gals know anything about “cosplay.”
Ya this is the 2nd thread I made about bad cosplay. Made another one because hey its fun laughing at the pitiful people who try to…be…well….like characters they are cosplaying.
Its human nature to laugh at these people.
For those who don’t’ know what is cosplaying
From Wikipedia:
“Cosplay (コスプレ, kosupure?), a portmanteau of the English words "costume" and "play", is a Japanese subculture centered on dressing as characters from manga, anime, tokusatsu, and video games, and, less commonly, Japanese live action television shows, fantasy movies, Japanese pop music bands, Visual Kei, fantasy music stories (such as stories by the band Sound Horizon), and novels. However, in some circles, "cosplay" has been expanded to mean simply wearing a costume.”
In simpler terms wearing a Halloween custom on non Halloween days
So ya I spent my winter break looking over the internetz on my free time from bf2, dods, and gaming and studing to look for bad cosplay pictures and laugh and cry over them. I saved them and uploaded them and now I show to you guys. And for those who still have doubts on how funny if is…then you have to see for your self.
I hope you enjoy them as much as I have.
Lol stewie from family guy. Weird but I am amused. Good job on the costume and many lolz.
This is….thundercats. anyone remember that t.v. show? Either way. This guy is scaring me
I don’t mind whites getting into DBZ but why do they have to be so fat.
Ditto above. Sailormoon and tuxedo mask. (I am embarrassed for remembering their names.)
YAAA now we’re talking!
Al sharpton: only the whites would make fools of themselves with cosplay. People of colour would never do such a thing.
*sees this picture*
…..@O# IS J00 CRAZY?!?!?
…..its a man….
I think you guys can see that…
Wow…this is geeky. But cool.
This is self mockery so therefore this man gets thumbs up for being lols.
I wonder what the guy on the left is cosplaying
But the bigger question is WHAT the HELL is thing on the right.
Seriously if you going to be spiderman leave the mask on. Its looks retarded with the mask off.
Naruto. Numerous Guys, tenten, and the freak with no pupils (forgot characters name) nonethe less the black guy is amusing…I don’t’ know why.
I can’t think up of a comment for this.
This guy ruined Misty from pokemon for me.
I lol because he is fat and blue.
Guys!! Its Keanu reeves! Man I need your autograph!
Al Sharpton: People of colour would never Cospl…… OMG….
Ash from pokemon. Hey he even has the freaky eyes from the animes.
HA that what you get for showing off your “ninja weapons”.
This is when a white guy into anime cosplays
This is when a black guy into anime cosplays. Both are disturbing.
Did not made the words but….i must agree with it.
Phoenix wright lol
……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Only in japan.
Don’t know what cosplay this is. Not even sure is it at a cosplay convention..
Ok this is cute; seriously. This is cute. Pikachu girl wants a cookie. Lol cute
This is fat; seriously. This is fat. Pikachu girl wants steak and gravy. Lol….sick *barf*
Street Fulgy?
Cute. Peter pan.
I pray that this is self mockery but I from the look on his face. He seems serious.
…..only in japan…. I pray that there is hot girl underneath that mask…
This is cool and I am jealous of her numerous weapons.
Don’t know…don’t’ want to know.
Tron? OHH WHY can we see his penis?
GAMEcube strikes.
Vegeta…is serious
MR. T! PITIES THE FOOL who cosplays.
Stormtroopers pimping their ride, the DEAThstar
Another typical whites can’t into anime. The bunny in the middle scares me.
Sonic is …..lol and….wtf…and….meh
The COLONEL and that “push and collect stuff “ Japanese game.
I don’t’ mind if there was only one fat kid cosplaying as a naruto character. BUT OOHHH why does it have to be Naruto, Sakura, and suske all have to be fat? Anime is dead to me now.
Omg FURRies. Hide your children.
Omg furries. Hide your erection.
Seriously I hope that this is girl underneight because damn in reality there are to many guys doing this type of shit.
It’s a man right? Or an fugly woman. I can’t tell. Either way I would HIT it….TWICE……WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
Bat man got liposuction.
YOGA FLAME…..wait ….i am bored….
….third one from the left……..i am sorry for being heart less but……FREAK!!
10,000 dollars will not even get me in bed with this woman. Don’t know what she is cosplaying.
This is not sexy jitsu
Dante from devil may cry: DIE PIKACHU!
Its pink and its fat and its DBZ
I am….your mother…
VEGETA: I HAVE CONSTIPATION….ITS OVER 9000!!!
This is a girl right? If so… wow a preteen, braced teeth, and scrawny looking girl as link. Almost feel sorry for her for being a female version of a geek.
I am He MAN!!!.
No clue…don’t’ want a clue.
SKELETOR Is like so my hero.
QUE?
F is for FAT!
Seriously this sephiroth from FF7 looks like a drunk hobo.
BREAK TIME (FINAL!!): I can see her PANTIES .
Poor man’s gundam. He gets points for self mockery.
Futurama. The lobster Doctor.
Dance Dance…it amuses me.
I AM KRATOS GOD OF WAR!! FEAR ME! FEAR ME!!..*FOAMING from the mouth*
Gee you’re a bit short and a bit to friendly looking to be kratos. lol
More FURRIES! Kill em!!
This is cute. naruto babies.
ME: DUDE LOOK at the hot Catholic school girl let me take a pic of her.
*kid link jumps in*
Me: OMG DAMIT CHRIS GET THE @#$ out the picture This is not even @#$& Halloween.
Sad. Becasu hse is one of my most ugliest and scrawniest narutos I have seen.
Sad and disturbing because he is giving that pedo kind of smile.
The gun is cool but sold snake would be not be seduced by this chick
No comment.
So like my friends ask why there are so many Asian female and white male couples? I answer back: “the question is why there are fugly people dating with other fugly people to make more fugly little people, babies”
Sailor moon is ruined by goth chicks. Actually they are cosplaying the lesbian couple from sailor moon so ya just some tid bit you may want to know or not.
Narutos from all different colours and sizes…LOl. Black ones, white ones, asian ones, fugly ones, and fat ones.
Ya she drove 20 miles into the desert just to get this one picture to match her costume.
Me: “so like guys, I has at this sexay party and I got this hot white chick walking pass me…and then all sudden MEGA MAN just FU#(King jumped out and I could see his nuts. And why the hell is Chewie here?....man I need a cab to get home now…”
E Honda from street fighter. Wow an fat cosplay doing what is right. Cosplaying fat characters.
This is joke but it would be funny to see a real angry fight between these robotic cosplayers
Fat sailor moon. Also it’s a man.
BREAK TIME FROM THE LOSERS:
THIS IS…..like…...
I asked my friend when seeing this picture: “Why can I can see her panties…?”
He answered: “because God luvs you”
lol
But out of all seriousness; is this even cosplay or one of those Japanese porn videos?
Hey despite being called a pervert I don’t’ mind to be the one holding on to that chain leash and having a new “pet”
On a more serious note: fathers and mothers don’t let your daughters sit like this. Because a part of me dies every time. I only say this because I have seen it in real life before…..too many times.
Back to REALITY and boy reality hits hard
: ……seriously I can’t comment on this….they all look like the inbreds of Ronald Mcdonald
Me: so I has sitting down and listening to the debate about global warming at my college and then I turn to my right and saw this….
Pokemon….this fat tub of lard ruined Jessie for me.
Another sephiroth. That’s sleeping.
NEED ANOTHER BREAK: in America a chick with animal ears on her head, naked, and has tattoos on herself is usually called a prositute.
In japan….its called cosplay.
SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE!!
I AM STARSCREAM!
I am superman and……. I am also black. …(seriously I do not have anyhting against black people for being super.)
OMG THIS IS COOL TEAM FORTRESS!!!
Tidus looks like a smacktard.
…….can’t think up of a wish ass comment for this.
YU GI OH!!!!! “ I have spider web in my hair to keep its star shape”
I told Carlos is was a bad idea to dress up as an xbox and go to them anime conventions with them final fantasy cosplayers whom are play station fanboys.
……………Carlos plans to go as an xbox360 next year though.
WARNING: MAY CAUSE ONE to say WTF!!!!!
I seriously this is to much for bf2s is it not? Admin tell me and I will edit this out of my post.
So ya…..DAMNN…is this at them anime conventions or is one of them sex conventions?
Guys had a good laught? Well now here is my speech for those who think I am a jerk who desire to burn.
Now now guys and gals…. seriously. I know I left some mean comments on those photos yes I admit it. I do. But that was only for lulz affect and laughs for you guys. Because seriously I am not an asshole that makes fun of “fat” or “ugly” people just because they are “fat” and “ugly” (ya that did not make any sense) All I am saying despite these people can’t compare to “hot” people at cosplay. These people got feeling too. And hey looking at myself I am not handsome and I am overweight so who am I to judge em eh?
And they are just having fun in making their costume, going out with their buddies, and having a good time. Having fun with their hobby. Just like you and me. They did not come out to be laughed at. Some spend hundreds of hours on perfecting their costume in which in comparison to us…some of us that spends hundreds of hours in front our computers so get that k/d or unlock that 2nd tier or get that next rank….like me and for a quite a lot of you on bf2s also. .
We’re no geekier or may I DARE say even more dorkier them.
Because at least they got the guts to go outside and have fun…despite what we think or say on this forum. Because they have their own friends, family, and loved ones that that support them.
This time I really left some meanie comments so therefore to pay my sins…I must ridicule myself AGAIN…. (seriously) its is only fair; I truly believe this. (plus I like to show off)
Here is me doped up at school because I only had 2 hours of sleep. Ya that mayonnaise on the corner of my mouth. (really recent picture)
Here is me giving you guys my personal philosophy that I use to answer the questions in my life, girlfriends, dating, studies, airsofting, global warming, etc etc. I extremely recommend that all of you should use this philosophy of mine…George bush used it and look where it got him.
Me and my buddies (I am in camo-that’s all I wear anyways) ya we all look dorky but hey we are proud “OH CANADA!”
This is me trying to getting “friendly” with one of the girls at my church. I was forced a smile because her grandma forced a picture on me and her. I Knew her for while … Ya she a bit young (too young actually- young enough to land me in jail….) but its ok. because she THINKS I am a nice guy and literally quoted from her “does not hurt people” (ohh boy she is wrong)
This is me having a pre battle photoshoot……. in my room. Old picture. This was one of the many pictures that I had of me deciding what head gear to use….i should have worried about what fatigue to use instead because we fought in a ware house and not in a forest….i stood out like Rudolf the FU$#%ing red nose reindeer. I can’t airsoft right now because I am alway from home and I really can’t carry an airsoft gun on the plane….
ALMA? ALMA? Man I look bad ass... (me photoshopped by a friend because he is into computers and that kinda stuff)
So like Hi, my real name is Martin aka “agent 146” (no I am not a nazi just got the name just because it was unique and no one used it.) and I really really like bf2; AS you SHOULD know by now and anything thing that fires projectiles: ranging from real steel rifles to airsoft to paintball to bows & arrows, artillery…..and ofcourse lazers. With the introductions done. I wonder do any of you guys/gals know anything about “cosplay.”
Ya this is the 2nd thread I made about bad cosplay. Made another one because hey its fun laughing at the pitiful people who try to…be…well….like characters they are cosplaying.
Its human nature to laugh at these people.
For those who don’t’ know what is cosplaying
From Wikipedia:
“Cosplay (コスプレ, kosupure?), a portmanteau of the English words "costume" and "play", is a Japanese subculture centered on dressing as characters from manga, anime, tokusatsu, and video games, and, less commonly, Japanese live action television shows, fantasy movies, Japanese pop music bands, Visual Kei, fantasy music stories (such as stories by the band Sound Horizon), and novels. However, in some circles, "cosplay" has been expanded to mean simply wearing a costume.”
In simpler terms wearing a Halloween custom on non Halloween days
So ya I spent my winter break looking over the internetz on my free time from bf2, dods, and gaming and studing to look for bad cosplay pictures and laugh and cry over them. I saved them and uploaded them and now I show to you guys. And for those who still have doubts on how funny if is…then you have to see for your self.
I hope you enjoy them as much as I have.
Lol stewie from family guy. Weird but I am amused. Good job on the costume and many lolz.
This is….thundercats. anyone remember that t.v. show? Either way. This guy is scaring me
I don’t mind whites getting into DBZ but why do they have to be so fat.
Ditto above. Sailormoon and tuxedo mask. (I am embarrassed for remembering their names.)
YAAA now we’re talking!
Al sharpton: only the whites would make fools of themselves with cosplay. People of colour would never do such a thing.
*sees this picture*
…..@O# IS J00 CRAZY?!?!?
…..its a man….
I think you guys can see that…
Wow…this is geeky. But cool.
This is self mockery so therefore this man gets thumbs up for being lols.
I wonder what the guy on the left is cosplaying
But the bigger question is WHAT the HELL is thing on the right.
Seriously if you going to be spiderman leave the mask on. Its looks retarded with the mask off.
Naruto. Numerous Guys, tenten, and the freak with no pupils (forgot characters name) nonethe less the black guy is amusing…I don’t’ know why.
I can’t think up of a comment for this.
This guy ruined Misty from pokemon for me.
I lol because he is fat and blue.
Guys!! Its Keanu reeves! Man I need your autograph!
Al Sharpton: People of colour would never Cospl…… OMG….
Ash from pokemon. Hey he even has the freaky eyes from the animes.
HA that what you get for showing off your “ninja weapons”. This is when a white guy into anime cosplaysThis is when a black guy into anime cosplays. Both are disturbing. Did not made the words but….i must agree with it. Phoenix wright lol ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….Only in japan. Don’t know what cosplay this is. Not even sure is it at a cosplay convention..
Ok this is cute; seriously. This is cute. Pikachu girl wants a cookie. Lol cute This is fat; seriously. This is fat. Pikachu girl wants steak and gravy. Lol….sick *barf*Street Fulgy?
Cute. Peter pan.
I pray that this is self mockery but I from the look on his face. He seems serious.
…..only in japan…. I pray that there is hot girl underneath that mask…
This is cool and I am jealous of her numerous weapons.
Don’t know…don’t’ want to know.
Tron? OHH WHY can we see his penis?
GAMEcube strikes.
Vegeta…is serious
MR. T! PITIES THE FOOL who cosplays.
Stormtroopers pimping their ride, the DEAThstar
Another typical whites can’t into anime. The bunny in the middle scares me.
Sonic is …..lol and….wtf…and….meh
The COLONEL and that “push and collect stuff “ Japanese game.
I don’t’ mind if there was only one fat kid cosplaying as a naruto character. BUT OOHHH why does it have to be Naruto, Sakura, and suske all have to be fat? Anime is dead to me now.
Omg FURRies. Hide your children.
Omg furries. Hide your erection.
Seriously I hope that this is girl underneight because damn in reality there are to many guys doing this type of shit.
It’s a man right? Or an fugly woman. I can’t tell. Either way I would HIT it….TWICE……WITH A BASEBALL BAT.
Bat man got liposuction.
YOGA FLAME…..wait ….i am bored….
….third one from the left……..i am sorry for being heart less but……FREAK!!
10,000 dollars will not even get me in bed with this woman. Don’t know what she is cosplaying.
This is not sexy jitsu
Dante from devil may cry: DIE PIKACHU!
Its pink and its fat and its DBZ
I am….your mother…
VEGETA: I HAVE CONSTIPATION….ITS OVER 9000!!!
This is a girl right? If so… wow a preteen, braced teeth, and scrawny looking girl as link. Almost feel sorry for her for being a female version of a geek.
I am He MAN!!!.
No clue…don’t’ want a clue.
SKELETOR Is like so my hero.
QUE?
F is for FAT!
Seriously this sephiroth from FF7 looks like a drunk hobo.
BREAK TIME (FINAL!!): I can see her PANTIES .
Poor man’s gundam. He gets points for self mockery.
Futurama. The lobster Doctor.
Dance Dance…it amuses me.
I AM KRATOS GOD OF WAR!! FEAR ME! FEAR ME!!..*FOAMING from the mouth*
Gee you’re a bit short and a bit to friendly looking to be kratos. lol
More FURRIES! Kill em!!
This is cute. naruto babies.
ME: DUDE LOOK at the hot Catholic school girl let me take a pic of her.
*kid link jumps in*
Me: OMG DAMIT CHRIS GET THE @#$ out the picture This is not even @#$& Halloween.
Sad. Becasu hse is one of my most ugliest and scrawniest narutos I have seen.
Sad and disturbing because he is giving that pedo kind of smile.
The gun is cool but sold snake would be not be seduced by this chick
No comment.
So like my friends ask why there are so many Asian female and white male couples? I answer back: “the question is why there are fugly people dating with other fugly people to make more fugly little people, babies”
Sailor moon is ruined by goth chicks. Actually they are cosplaying the lesbian couple from sailor moon so ya just some tid bit you may want to know or not.
Narutos from all different colours and sizes…LOl. Black ones, white ones, asian ones, fugly ones, and fat ones.
Ya she drove 20 miles into the desert just to get this one picture to match her costume.
Me: “so like guys, I has at this sexay party and I got this hot white chick walking pass me…and then all sudden MEGA MAN just FU#(King jumped out and I could see his nuts. And why the hell is Chewie here?....man I need a cab to get home now…”
E Honda from street fighter. Wow an fat cosplay doing what is right. Cosplaying fat characters.
This is joke but it would be funny to see a real angry fight between these robotic cosplayers
Fat sailor moon. Also it’s a man.
BREAK TIME FROM THE LOSERS:
THIS IS…..like…...
I asked my friend when seeing this picture: “Why can I can see her panties…?”
He answered: “because God luvs you”
lol
But out of all seriousness; is this even cosplay or one of those Japanese porn videos?
Hey despite being called a pervert I don’t’ mind to be the one holding on to that chain leash and having a new “pet”
On a more serious note: fathers and mothers don’t let your daughters sit like this. Because a part of me dies every time. I only say this because I have seen it in real life before…..too many times.
Back to REALITY and boy reality hits hard
: ……seriously I can’t comment on this….they all look like the inbreds of Ronald Mcdonald
Me: so I has sitting down and listening to the debate about global warming at my college and then I turn to my right and saw this….
Pokemon….this fat tub of lard ruined Jessie for me.
Another sephiroth. That’s sleeping.
NEED ANOTHER BREAK: in America a chick with animal ears on her head, naked, and has tattoos on herself is usually called a prositute.
In japan….its called cosplay.
SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE!!
I AM STARSCREAM!
I am superman and……. I am also black. …(seriously I do not have anyhting against black people for being super.)
OMG THIS IS COOL TEAM FORTRESS!!!
Tidus looks like a smacktard.
…….can’t think up of a wish ass comment for this.
YU GI OH!!!!! “ I have spider web in my hair to keep its star shape”
I told Carlos is was a bad idea to dress up as an xbox and go to them anime conventions with them final fantasy cosplayers whom are play station fanboys.
……………Carlos plans to go as an xbox360 next year though.
WARNING: MAY CAUSE ONE to say WTF!!!!!
I seriously this is to much for bf2s is it not? Admin tell me and I will edit this out of my post.
So ya…..DAMNN…is this at them anime conventions or is one of them sex conventions?
Guys had a good laught? Well now here is my speech for those who think I am a jerk who desire to burn.
Now now guys and gals…. seriously. I know I left some mean comments on those photos yes I admit it. I do. But that was only for lulz affect and laughs for you guys. Because seriously I am not an asshole that makes fun of “fat” or “ugly” people just because they are “fat” and “ugly” (ya that did not make any sense) All I am saying despite these people can’t compare to “hot” people at cosplay. These people got feeling too. And hey looking at myself I am not handsome and I am overweight so who am I to judge em eh?
And they are just having fun in making their costume, going out with their buddies, and having a good time. Having fun with their hobby. Just like you and me. They did not come out to be laughed at. Some spend hundreds of hours on perfecting their costume in which in comparison to us…some of us that spends hundreds of hours in front our computers so get that k/d or unlock that 2nd tier or get that next rank….like me and for a quite a lot of you on bf2s also. .
We’re no geekier or may I DARE say even more dorkier them.
Because at least they got the guts to go outside and have fun…despite what we think or say on this forum. Because they have their own friends, family, and loved ones that that support them.
This time I really left some meanie comments so therefore to pay my sins…I must ridicule myself AGAIN…. (seriously) its is only fair; I truly believe this. (plus I like to show off)
Here is me doped up at school because I only had 2 hours of sleep. Ya that mayonnaise on the corner of my mouth. (really recent picture)Here is me giving you guys my personal philosophy that I use to answer the questions in my life, girlfriends, dating, studies, airsofting, global warming, etc etc. I extremely recommend that all of you should use this philosophy of mine…George bush used it and look where it got him.
Me and my buddies (I am in camo-that’s all I wear anyways) ya we all look dorky but hey we are proud “OH CANADA!”
This is me trying to getting “friendly” with one of the girls at my church. I was forced a smile because her grandma forced a picture on me and her. I Knew her for while … Ya she a bit young (too young actually- young enough to land me in jail….) but its ok. because she THINKS I am a nice guy and literally quoted from her “does not hurt people” (ohh boy she is wrong)This is me having a pre battle photoshoot……. in my room. Old picture. This was one of the many pictures that I had of me deciding what head gear to use….i should have worried about what fatigue to use instead because we fought in a ware house and not in a forest….i stood out like Rudolf the FU$#%ing red nose reindeer. I can’t airsoft right now because I am alway from home and I really can’t carry an airsoft gun on the plane….
ALMA? ALMA? Man I look bad ass... (me photoshopped by a friend because he is into computers and that kinda stuff)
