What a fantastic bunch of quotes...

2007-12-14 20:58:17

#1

PigPopTart: Shotgun whore; +133|6325|Pacific NW, USA

FUCKING WOW

I havn't laughed this hard in a LONG time.

Favorite #1 wrote:
"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it."

Favorite #2 wrote:
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."

[/ROFL]

Rufknsrsbro?

2007-12-14 21:01:23

#2

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6752

OMFG... #1 is epic lulz.

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2007-12-14 21:01:55

#3

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|6558

"You got it backwards.

Creationism is based upon science, reason and tons of evidence.

Evolution is based on the blind acceptance of superstitions and fairy tales."

2007-12-14 21:02:19

#4

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6483|Chicago, IL

atheists=muslims?

Earth receives no energy from space?

apparently that gargantuan nuclear fusion ball in the sky does nothing...

This is partly why i stopped going to church...

2007-12-14 21:13:45

#5

PigPopTart: Shotgun whore; +133|6325|Pacific NW, USA

make sure to click the link, and pick your favorite!

Rufknsrsbro?

2007-12-14 21:29:16

#6

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6483|Chicago, IL

PigPopTart wrote:
make sure to click the link, and pick your favorite!

Pick just one?

They're all so...

Ignorant isn't nearly strong enough...

Idiotic isn't either...

Our language doesn't yet have a word capable of describing these people...

edit: The Brits should like this one:

some moron wrote:
"Dawkins, you and your atheist friends cannot win. America WILL become a Christian Republic even if we have to write a whole new constitution. Millions of us are dedicated to this righteous cause. We will suceed. And then we will invade godless countries like "Great" Britain and kill all of your heathens. First we need to take care of things at home and in the Middle East but we will get around to Europe. You Godless freaks will die but then you will roast in hell for infinite time. Goodbye you loser"

Last edited by S.Lythberg (2007-12-14 21:30:52)

2007-12-14 21:30:55

#7

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|6711|Florida, United States

Personal Fav's
"Me and my husband is thinking about having a baby, but hestitate, because his brother (which we have no contact with whatsoever) is presumably gay. Might this affect the baby? Is there some precautions I can take, or some medicaments I can eat to make sure my child is pure? Thank you for your help, don't know what i'll do without you"

[url=http://richarddawkins.net/theUgly#9]From John Doe:

Dawkins, you and your atheist friends cannot win. America WILL become a Christian Republic even if we have to write a whole new constitution. Millions of us are dedicated to this righteous cause. We will suceed. And then we will invade godless countries like "Great" Britain and kill all of your heathens. First we need to take care of things at home and in the Middle East but we will get around to Europe. You Godless freaks will die but then you will roast in hell for infinite time. Goodbye you loser.[/url]

[url=http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17646670&method=full&siteid=66633&headline=miracle-is-sunk--name_page.html]A PRIEST has died after trying to demonstrate how Jesus walked on water.

Evangelist preacher Franck Kabele, 35, told his congregation he could repeat the biblical miracle.

But he drowned after walking out to sea from a beach in the capital Libreville in Gabon, west Africa.

One eyewitness said: "He told churchgoers he'd had a revelation that if he had enough faith, he could walk on water like Jesus.

"He took his congregation to the beach saying he would walk across the Komo estuary, which takes 20 minutes by boat.

"He walked into the water, which soon passed over his head and he never came back."[/url]

Dunno why the URL's didn't work...

2007-12-14 21:43:26

#8

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|6816|Great Brown North

that site makes me sad for humanity

2007-12-14 21:51:42

#9

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6499|A W S M F O X

This really shouldnt be funny considering how many people believe this shit.

2007-12-14 21:57:51

#10

Havok: Nymphomaniac Treatment Specialist; +302|6711|Florida, United States

JET_G raidensen wrote:
This really shouldnt be funny considering how many people believe this shit.

True, but because I'm an atheist, I'm immoral and a Satan worshiper so I can laugh at whatever I want because I'm already doomed to hell. I think I'll go have gay incest and then sacrifice aborted fetuses for the devil.

See, it's funny.

2007-12-14 22:09:37

#11

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6483|Chicago, IL

I like how they all refer to the "Christian" America. Apparently they never learned that most of the founding fathers were deists at best...

2007-12-14 22:26:19

#12

twiistaaa: Member; +87|6704|mexico

damn i don't know whether to be depressed or angry that people like this exist. i think this is where religious leaders need to stand up and clarify some shit.

2007-12-14 22:29:44

#13

aimless: Member; +166|6161|Texas

I know some people like this...I should sacrafice them to my god (the one I created last thursday).

2007-12-15 02:10:25

#14

Rod Foxx: Warblgarbl; +78|6019|Perth, Australia

I'll stick with my flying spaghetti monster.
He/It gets me through my times of need and answers all of my queries about evolution.

Rod

2007-12-15 04:14:15

#15

Funky_Finny: Banned; +456|6168|Carnoustie, Scotland

"Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is. "

HAHAHAHA I hate bible people

2007-12-15 04:38:11

#16

xGj: Official lame Crysis fanboy.; +84|6407|Netherlands tbh

"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister. "
What the flying fuck?

2007-12-15 05:13:01

#17

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6341|Florida

xGj wrote:
"A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister. "
What the flying fuck?

Mormons.

2007-12-15 05:18:42

#18

avman633: Member; +116|6400

"Recently my friend brought his dog (a boy dog) over to my house. I too have a dog that is a boy. I thought it would be fun for them to meet. Lord, I wish I'd never done that. My dog tried to... umm... "lie with" my friend's dog. In fact, I think they actually made love, because they were together a long time before my friend finally brought the water hose and we squirted them apart.

I've asked Jesus to forgive me for owning such a sinful beast. Since I could not explain the nature of sin to my dog, Jesus laid it on my heart to have my dog put to sleep, so it would not continue a sinful lifestyle.

So today I noticed that the new Facebook gift is a puppy in a box and I'm really sad because my dog is dead. Has anyone else had to deal with something like this?

PS - some of my liberal friends think I shouldn't have put my dog to sleep. IDK, what do u guys think?"

He killed his fucking dog because the dog was enjoying itself. The dog doesn't have a religion, don't fucking kill it

2007-12-15 05:40:33

#19

cablecopulate: Member; +449|6774|Massachusetts.

Just wow. I can't think of what else to say. Hello brainwashing.

2007-12-15 06:00:16

#20

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6035|...

this thread is full of epic and internets.

inane little opines

2007-12-15 06:03:16

#21

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6427|fåking denmark

None of them are epic or lulz.

2007-12-15 06:03:31

#22

psH: Banned; +217|6419|Sydney

JET_G raidensen wrote:
This really shouldnt be funny considering how many people believe this shit.

no, this shit is just plain unfunny

2007-12-15 06:07:43

#23

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6035|...

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
None of them are epic or lulz.

I'm laughing my ass off, it is too funny to be true, that people like these actually can exist.

the homosexual inheritance is the best.

inane little opines

2007-12-15 06:08:37

#24

wensleydale8: Member; +81|6805|LEEDS!!!!!, Yorkshire

all I can say the people that have writen these coments(not on the forum BTW) are fucking retarded.

This will just turn into another religious argument.

Dear God please let my karma one day reach 100, whether it be tomorrow or 1000 years in the future i want it to happen.

2007-12-15 06:08:40

#25

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6427|fåking denmark

dayarath wrote:
Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
None of them are epic or lulz.
I'm laughing my ass off, it is too funny to be true, that people like these actually can exist.

the homosexual inheritance is the best.

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Favorite #2 wrote:

PigPopTart wrote:

some moron wrote:

JET_G raidensen wrote:

xGj wrote:

JET_G raidensen wrote:

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

dayarath wrote:

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:

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