Why I <3 G.W.Bush

2007-02-21 05:59:59

#1

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6693|USA

I love George W. Bush. Here is why.

Laughter is the best medicine.

G.W. has been the most histerically funny president ever. He makes regular people feel like geniuses. Its alot like American Idol. You see some but ugly retarded kid win this competition and get a record contract and the fame to go with it.

When I see G.W. trying to throw logic into his speeches, usually ending in disaster, it makes me feel like those people watching American Idol. Shit anybody can do this. Anybody can be President.

The past 7 years have been the 7 years of political satire. Why? Because of the wonderful subject in place to ridicule.

As an observer, not being inside the political wings of all that is Bush policy, watching Bush's foreign policy and his speeches, is alot like watching 5th graders attempt Shakespeare.

Its known in comedy and late night tv, the President regardless of who he is, will be ragged on for his tenure.

But Bush has given these guys so much material, they would be lost without him there. When Bush finally leaves the white house, late night tv will have to retire.

In all honesty I say bring Bush back for another 4 years just for some laughs. He can't fuck it up anymore. Right?

2007-02-21 06:02:02

#2

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6398|Columbus, Ohio

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
But Bush has given these guys so much material, they would be lost without him there. When Bush finally leaves the white house, late night tv will have to retire.

They said the same thing about Bush Sr., and said the same thing about Clinton. You have to be older to remember that, but it is not exclusive to GW.

2007-02-21 06:06:28

#3

Vilham: Say wat!?; +580|6797|UK

usmarine2007 wrote:
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
But Bush has given these guys so much material, they would be lost without him there. When Bush finally leaves the white house, late night tv will have to retire.
They said the same thing about Bush Sr., and said the same thing about Clinton. You have to be older to remember that, but it is not exclusive to GW.

lol yeah. Its just exclusive to American presidents jk

2007-02-21 08:10:38

#4

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6586

America has basically had Lloyd Bridges from Hotshots as their president for the last 7 years!

2007-02-21 08:11:57

#5

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6398|Columbus, Ohio

CameronPoe wrote:
America has basically had Lloyd Bridges from Hotshots as their president for the last 7 years!

What would you know, you country has been drunk since you all were 8 yrs old.

2007-02-21 08:12:13

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Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6693|USA

CameronPoe wrote:
America has basically had Lloyd Bridges from Hotshots as their president for the last 7 years!

Nice analogy. Damn Cam your pretty cultured. I'd figure Hotshots would have fallen through the international cracks. I almost forgot about that movie.

2007-02-21 08:14:31

#7

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6398|Columbus, Ohio

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
CameronPoe wrote:
America has basically had Lloyd Bridges from Hotshots as their president for the last 7 years!
"Damn Cam your pretty cultured."

"Hotshots"

Cannot use those words in the same sentance.

2007-02-21 08:19:51

#8

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6693|USA

usmarine2007 wrote:
CameronPoe wrote:
America has basically had Lloyd Bridges from Hotshots as their president for the last 7 years!
What would you know, you country has been drunk since you all were 8 yrs old.

Bush was an alcoholic.

usmarine2007 wrote:
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
CameronPoe wrote:
America has basically had Lloyd Bridges from Hotshots as their president for the last 7 years!
"Damn Cam your pretty cultured."

"Hotshots"
Cannot use those words in the same sentance.

Your testy this morning. You big meanie.

2007-02-21 08:22:28

#9

usmarine2007: Banned; +374|6398|Columbus, Ohio

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Bush was an alcoholic.

So people can't change?

2007-02-21 08:25:03

#10

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6693|USA

usmarine2007 wrote:
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
Bush was an alcoholic.
So people can't change?

Im not implying that. Just implying that even alcoholics have a chance at leading a country. So all those 8 year old drunks in Ireland, don't give up hope little guy....there is still a chance you can be as good a Bush.

At the least we'll have some laughs over it.

2007-02-21 08:25:14

#11

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6680

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
CameronPoe wrote:
America has basically had Lloyd Bridges from Hotshots as their president for the last 7 years!
Nice analogy. Damn Cam your pretty cultured. I'd figure Hotshots would have fallen through the international cracks. I almost forgot about that movie.

<3 Hotshots. The best of American culture usually finds it's way over here.

2007-02-21 08:52:56

#12

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6586

usmarine2007 wrote:
CameronPoe wrote:
America has basically had Lloyd Bridges from Hotshots as their president for the last 7 years!
What would you know, you country has been drunk since you all were 8 yrs old.

And how!

https://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c111/steadyt/irish.jpg

That's why we can handle our drink and everyone else can't! W00T!

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2007-02-21 10:59:43

#13

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6499

I agree, Bush is almost a walking Monty Python sketch.

2007-02-21 22:19:55

#14

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6436|North Carolina

usmarine2007 wrote:
CameronPoe wrote:
America has basically had Lloyd Bridges from Hotshots as their president for the last 7 years!
What would you know, you country has been drunk since you all were 8 yrs old.

Yes, but they've been rising above us on the HDI...

2007-02-22 00:44:07

#15

Elamdri: The New Johnnie Cochran; +134|6678|Peoria

usmarine2007 wrote:
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
But Bush has given these guys so much material, they would be lost without him there. When Bush finally leaves the white house, late night tv will have to retire.
They said the same thing about Bush Sr., and said the same thing about Clinton. You have to be older to remember that, but it is not exclusive to GW.

Hindsight is always 20/20.

2007-02-22 02:55:32

#16

T.Pike: 99 Problems . . .; +187|6313|Pennsyltucky

usmarine2007 wrote:
Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
But Bush has given these guys so much material, they would be lost without him there. When Bush finally leaves the white house, late night tv will have to retire.
They said the same thing about Bush Sr., and said the same thing about Clinton. You have to be older to remember that, but it is not exclusive to GW.

The best President to laugh at was Gerald Ford.

Every week he would give Chevy Chase more fodder for SNL.

Yes, I am that old and I play BF2 !

2007-02-22 03:04:03

#17

beerface702: Member; +65|6724|las vegas

i think regan was the big laugh

i mean mask till this day still sell out of his face lol

and the whole DARE thing..

yeah a bit older then some on here..i remeber watching regan on tv..

2007-02-22 03:13:26

#18

fadedsteve: GOP Sympathizer; +266|6522|Menlo Park, CA

doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
I agree, Bush is almost a walking Monty Python sketch.

And Clinton was a walking porno movie. . . lol!

Have any of you read the Starr report?? Its fucking hilarious!! Clinton is a horn ball no doubt about it!!

Last edited by fadedsteve (2007-02-22 03:15:17)

2007-02-22 03:25:09

#19

frankyman_88: I <3 J.C.; +29|6586|QLD, australia

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
In all honesty I say bring Bush back for another 4 years just for some laughs. He can't fuck it up anymore. Right?

well he could always nuke every major country in the world and then commit suicide.

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