Short Jokes Chain

2006-08-21 11:15:01

#1

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7076|Argentina

Post a short joke, three lines max., so all the short jokes stay in one thread. You can only post the joke, if you want to give karma to one joke do it, but only post your joke. I start with this one.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."

Last edited by sergeriver (2006-08-21 11:20:15)

2006-08-21 11:18:49

#2

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7003|West Yorkshire, U.K

A man walks into a bar... ouch

2006-08-21 11:24:46

#3

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7003|West Yorkshire, U.K

"Hey," said a new arrival in the pub, "I've got some great Irish jokes."

"Before you start," said the big bloke in the corner, ", I'm Irish."

"Don't worry," said the newcomer, "I'll tell them slowly."

2006-08-22 01:39:20

#4

dom117: Member; +17|6783

Q. Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. the hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

2006-08-22 02:02:20

#5

CameronPoe: Member; +2,925|6874

Q. What did one tampon say to the other?
A. Nothing - they were both stuck up cunts.

2006-08-22 02:06:50

#6

Vub: The Power of Two; +188|6813|Sydney, Australia

While in the middle of a long seminar, the lights of the auditorium suddenly turn off and the place is plunged into darkness. The speaker tells the audience to raise all their hands into the air, and magically the lights immediately switch back on. "This demonstrates an old Chinese proverb" says the speaker, "that many hands make light work."

2006-08-22 04:23:55

#7

Kurazoo: Pheasant Plucker; +440|7003|West Yorkshire, U.K

Ronaldo went into the doctors,
"Doctor Doctor every time i look in the mirror i feel sexually attracted to myself!"
The doctor replies " Well it doesnt matter because your a cunt anyway"

2006-08-22 04:35:08

#8

the_hitman_kills: Agent 47 wannabe; +32|6783|Inside my APC

Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash. The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them", The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!", The priest says, "Do we have time?"

2006-08-22 05:53:03

#9

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7076|Argentina

God said to Adam, "I've got some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I have given you a brain and a penis. The bad news... I've only given you enough blood to work one of them at a time!"

2006-08-22 05:54:20

#10

sergeriver: Cowboy from Hell; +1,928|7076|Argentina

Q. What kind of meat does the pope eat?
A. Nun.

2006-12-30 11:39:26

#11

dom117: Member; +17|6783

im sorry and you'll all call this bumping but im unbelievabally bored so decided to spread my cheer!........

Q. whats the difference between your girlfriend and a sheep?
A. The sheep doesn't get upset if you screw her sister.

Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?
A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13!

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the definition of macho?
A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

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