THIS SHIT IS FUNNY LOOOOOOK
Husband takes his wife to play her first game of
golf.....
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right
through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the
course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and
see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the
door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that was
done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique
bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband
replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you.
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle
for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm
allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one
wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year
for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the
least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy
life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the
genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish,
genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't
been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish
is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you
know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses.
What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know,
you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I
wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"
You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do
the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent
the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled
over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old
are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old and both of
you still believe in genies?
little of subjet but i know
now on to the subject, when i first got in to a chopper i was the best ( i though) every was dieing to me gunning then i swithed to a new server then i got into a heli battle with an expert flyer his gunner put one TV missle onto me while i was moving and baam i was dead. i don't have htat many kills with it but i will in a couple of days
peace out hope ya like the joke
Last edited by Tushers (2006-03-31 17:31:53)
