SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3716
I can't hear too well or speak Spanish. So when I ordered from the immigrant lunch truck, they got my order wrong. I wanted a sausage egg and cheese on a roll. They gave me a Philly cheese steak on a roll.


FWP: I can't communicate with the people who make my food
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Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6739|London

my car's just been written off

luckily no one hurt too badly and insurance are paying out quite a bit more than I paid for the car but still massively annoying...
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6619|Little Bentcock
you'll need a new lambo. maybe in pink
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6734|Oxferd Ohire
no maybe
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6321|Graz, Austria
https://i.imgur.com/OtJMwIU.jpg
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3716
That's a deathtrap
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6103|eXtreme to the maX
That's not a deathtrap, this is a deathtrap

Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
KuSTaV
noice
+947|6508|Gold Coast
your mums a deathtrap
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6739|London

Adams_BJ wrote:

you'll need a new lambo. maybe in pink
twas a maserati not a lambo

Wouldn't choose pink but could probably live with it... I think I might get the next one wrapped in black chrome but not sure if wrapping in general is a bit douchbagish?

black/chrome doesn't look as garish as it sounds imo, can't find a picture of a mas with that colour wrap so here's a lambo

https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6619|Little Bentcock

Dauntless wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

you'll need a new lambo. maybe in pink
twas a maserati not a lambo

Wouldn't choose pink but could probably live with it... I think I might get the next one wrapped in black chrome but not sure if wrapping in general is a bit douchbagish?

black/chrome doesn't look as garish as it sounds imo, can't find a picture of a mas with that colour wrap so here's a lambo

Yeah I know but you can't have two maseratis.

I like the wrap. Who cars if people thinks its douchbaggish, you're driving a lambo
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,736|6734|Oxferd Ohire
are you a footballer
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
+635|3716
pop music executive
https://i.imgur.com/xsoGn9X.jpg
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6288|Washington St.
turns out my surgery didn't cost the roughly $200 I thought it would, it is upwards of $1200. bye bye tax return
CC-Marley
Member
+407|6825
I thought sex change operations cost way more than that.
pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6288|Washington St.
naw i went to thailand. they know what theyre doing. still not the $200 i thought
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6739|London

SuperJail Warden wrote:

pop music executive
hahahaha, i think i'd love that

rthki i football recreationally a few times a year and i'm very bad at it - if that answers your question?
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pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6288|Washington St.
Turns out bleu cheese from a hospital cafeteria was a bad choice (in a cobb salad)
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6739|London

not sure if this is a first (or also third) world problem but an unexploded bomb caused a right mare in london today
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32023201

took 2 hours to move 3 miles and i used almost a quarter of a tank (20 litres) of fuel, lol
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6150|what

lol
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6321|Graz, Austria

Dauntless wrote:

not sure if this is a first (or also third) world problem but an unexploded bomb caused a right mare in london today
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32023201

took 2 hours to move 3 miles and i used almost a quarter of a tank (20 litres) of fuel, lol
They found a WWII bomb here in Graz, in the construction site of the main railroad station.
They couldn't defuse it and had to blast.
It blew out all glass windows in a 1km radius and the detonation could be heard even further.
Happens regularly with big air-dropped bombs in Austria and Germany.

Other countries have a huge problem with anti-personnel land mines and cluster bombs (all the ex-warzones on the Balkan, Africa and Indochina), which are much worse to detect and defuse.
Rats have an excellent sense of smell and are light enough not to trigger the mines.
https://www.apopo.org
They also smell tuberculosis, which is nice.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6678|Disaster Free Zone

Dauntless wrote:

took 2 hours to move 3 miles and i used almost a quarter of a tank (20 litres) of fuel, lol
Do you by any chance floor the accelerator when idling?
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6739|London

globefish23 wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

not sure if this is a first (or also third) world problem but an unexploded bomb caused a right mare in london today
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-32023201

took 2 hours to move 3 miles and i used almost a quarter of a tank (20 litres) of fuel, lol
They found a WWII bomb here in Graz, in the construction site of the main railroad station.
They couldn't defuse it and had to blast.
It blew out all glass windows in a 1km radius and the detonation could be heard even further.
Happens regularly with big air-dropped bombs in Austria and Germany.

Other countries have a huge problem with anti-personnel land mines and cluster bombs (all the ex-warzones on the Balkan, Africa and Indochina), which are much worse to detect and defuse.
Rats have an excellent sense of smell and are light enough not to trigger the mines.
https://www.apopo.org
They also smell tuberculosis, which is nice.
lol, I don't think they've defused it yet but it's very close to central london so can't imagine they'll end up blasting it...

...hope not anyway

DrunkFace wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

took 2 hours to move 3 miles and i used almost a quarter of a tank (20 litres) of fuel, lol
Do you by any chance floor the accelerator when idling?
haha no, if the accelerator was floored i'd probably empty the 90 litre tank in about 10 - 15 minutes
https://imgur.com/kXTNQ8D.png
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6321|Graz, Austria

Dauntless wrote:

lol, I don't think they've defused it yet but it's very close to central london so can't imagine they'll end up blasting it...

...hope not anyway
It'll be fun.
http://michelleswafflings.blogspot.co.a … irens.html
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|6739|London

they drove it out of the city and blew it up

http://www.cityam.com/212445/watch-mome … nated-army

It was 1,000lbs!
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pirana6
Go Cougs!
+682|6288|Washington St.
Can't figure out what's wrong with my suspension. Either control arms/bushings which are ~$400 or coilovers which are ~1100.

Neither are something I feel like paying for.

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