menzo
̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#
+616|6416|Amsterdam‫
i posted this in chats but i think i needs it  own thread

i was just chilling in bf2s IRC when some random guy showed up. no bf2s account i think


first it was in normal chat




the beginning

Code:

--> rosesky ([email protected]) has joined #bf2s
<rosesky> hi
<menzo> hi
<rosesky> ur asl
<menzo> lol  why tongue
<belZe> 14/f/usa
<menzo> 12/f/UK
<rosesky> y u all r so quite
<belZe> secret
<menzo> because we there are no fun boys
* belZe giggles at menzo
<-- Jenspm ([email protected]) has left #bf2s
<rosesky> girls tell me 1 thing y girls wear bra
<belZe> Couz they jump when you walk otherwise
<menzo> that
<menzo> but I dont always want to wear it
<menzo> no bra feels free
<rosesky> is it bad if they jump
<menzo> it doesnt feel nice when you run with no bra
<rosesky> but fun boys love free bouncing bs
<menzo> true
<menzo> what is ur asl
<rosesky> 18 uk
<rosesky> u?
--> HdMaN ([email protected]) has joined #bf2s
<-- HdMaN ([email protected]) has left #bf2s
<menzo> i allready posted
<menzo> 12/f/uk
<rosesky> menzo u r toooo young to wear a bra
<menzo> my boobs started young
<rosesky> wow
<rosesky> wht z ur bra size
<rosesky> belze u there.............
<belZe> Ya
<rosesky> belze ur bra size
<belZe> 2A
<belZe> *sigh
<menzo> 32aa sad
<rosesky> as per the new research bra is not good to wear
<menzo> oh
<rosesky> belze do u know this
<belZe> wat
<rosesky> the new research
<belZe> I dont care about researches
<belZe> I war what I like
<rosesky>  check this           http://www.007b.com/why_wear_bras.php
<rosesky> belze do u like sex\
<belZe> Ehh?
<belZe> Im a bit young for that dont you think?=
<rosesky> just asking
<rosesky> menzo has got great boobs
<menzo> tmx smile
than we went on on private chat


Code:

<rosesky> do u like sex
<rosesky> tmx\'
<rosesky> tmx?
<rosesky> do u like sex
<menzo> never had it so dono
<rosesky> do u think abt it
<menzo> sometimes, you?
<rosesky> all the time lol
<menzo> tmx  = tnx srry :P
<menzo> how is sex
<rosesky> its very nice
<rosesky> did u got ur boobs sucked?
<menzo> no :(
<rosesky> wht do think abt sex
<menzo> i hope it is nice
<menzo> i dont know if im going to be good at it
<rosesky> did u check the link
<rosesky> http://www.007b.com/why_wear_bras.php
<menzo> i looked at it for a bit
<rosesky> i like gls with boobs of ur size
<rosesky> i sucked once i liked it
<menzo> tnx yuo dont like bigger boobs
<menzo> did the girl like it?
<rosesky> ya she loved it
<menzo> :)
<menzo> i want to know how it feels
<rosesky> its very sweet
<menzo> :)
<rosesky> infact she wanted to have sex but i stopped her
<menzo> why?
<rosesky> she was a vergin
<rosesky> so we jst enjoyed kissing and stuf
<menzo> you dont like vergins?
<menzo> :(
<rosesky> no but gls bleed 1st time 
<rosesky> and i dont like that
<menzo> not everyone right?
<rosesky> ya u r rt
<menzo> can i see if you am going to bleed?
<rosesky> i didnt get it
<menzo> is there a way to tell if a girl is going to bleed the first time?
<rosesky> no its hard to tell but i dont know
<rosesky> i dont htink so
<menzo> hmm i want to try sex now
<menzo> where do you live in the uk?
<rosesky> tell me how u look
<rosesky> bristol
<menzo> tall, long brown hair
<rosesky> u?
<menzo> skinny
<menzo> i live in london
<rosesky> tell me abt ur boobs
<rosesky> nd abt ur nipples
<menzo> my boobs are very firm and round
<menzo> my nipples are small i think
<menzo> dont know
<menzo> how do you look?
<rosesky> wht is the clr of ur npls
<menzo> a bit darker than my skin
<rosesky> tall muscular dark brown hair
<menzo> nice :)
<menzo> do you have a pic?
<rosesky> yes
<rosesky> do u have ur snaps
<menzo> somewhere, let me search
<rosesky> ok
<menzo> have you found a pic?
<rosesky> no i am searching
<rosesky> r u there
<menzo> yes
<menzo> i only have stupid pics
<menzo> so im taking a new one specialy for you ;)
<menzo> do you have a pic
<rosesky> wow so sweet of u
<rosesky> i am searching
<rosesky> well ii never exchannged pics on web
<rosesky> send it what ever u have
<menzo> you can upload pics to  http://imgur.com/   that i waht i use all the time
<menzo> i am grabbing my camerna now
<menzo> brb
<rosesky> cant u send it here
<menzo> sending picures in this chat does not work so good
<menzo> you can upload you pic while i am taking my pic
<rosesky> let me find it
<rosesky> keep talking
<menzo> im trying to get a good pic, but this shirt looks stupid
<menzo> going to change
<rosesky> leave the shirt take it without the shirt then
<menzo> ok :)
<rosesky> ok
<menzo> have you found a pic yet?
<rosesky> ya
<menzo> can you post first, im shy :P
<rosesky> y r u shy
<rosesky> do b plz
<rosesky> dont be
<menzo> i never gave such a pic to someone
<menzo> can u post first
<rosesky> oh it is not going
<rosesky> it says unable to resolve local host
<menzo> :(
<rosesky> hoe to send 
<rosesky> how
<menzo> with the site i gave
<menzo> http://imgur.com/
<menzo> you upload it  and give the link to me
<rosesky> give me the site again
<rosesky> i am on site now ahat
<rosesky> what 
<rosesky> register
<menzo> clcik borwse
<menzo> and find the image
<menzo> than press continue
<rosesky> now wht
<menzo> select the direct link
<menzo> and copy past it here
<rosesky> sweety its complex
<menzo> just click on the image :)
<menzo> and copy paste the link in the talkbar
<menzo> yeh im good in pcs *geeg*  ;)
<menzo> geek*
<rosesky> sorry i cant understand it
<menzo> http://imageshack.us/
<menzo> it is easyer
<menzo> press browse  an dfind you pic
<menzo> click upload 
<menzo> and than copy paste   the top link.   
<rosesky> copy paste the link where
<menzo> here
<menzo> :)
<rosesky> http://imgur.com/WIGyJ.jpg
<menzo> nice i like you
<menzo> :)
<rosesky> now how do i c u
<menzo> my pic is almiost done
<menzo> NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of UK. law. VIOLATION: Sexual Solicitation of a minor.
<menzo> IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.E.O.P agent currently monitoring this chat and quote the reference number #2334531343.
<menzo> <CEOP AGENT> hello sir
<menzo> <CEOP AGENT> we logged this conferstaion with you, where you are implying on sexual contact with a minor
<menzo> <CEOP AGENT> an angent is underway to you location now, dont leave your lacation
<menzo> <CEOP AGENT>good day sir
oh hai mr pedo
https://imgur.com/WIGyJ.jpg

Last edited by menzo (2010-03-14 15:50:05)

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mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6206|Uk
win
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|5758|Catherine Black
lol
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|6813|Reykjavík, Iceland.
lulz
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6591|London, England
trolls trolling trolls, trolling trolls
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6206|Uk

Mekstizzle wrote:

trolls trolling trolls, trolling trolls
its fucking mental
max
Vela Incident
+1,652|6537|NYC / Hamburg

:d
once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot  xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|6813|Reykjavík, Iceland.

Mekstizzle wrote:

trolls trolling trolls, trolling trolls
tbh
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6282

I bet it was androo
13/f/taiwan
Member
+940|5669
yeah guys, androo just admitted its him over teamspeak. go ahead and ban his ass.
Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6415|EE Chat
Inspired by the genius of menzo i tried my luck on omegle! It's long but worth it.

Code:

--> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyyy
Stranger: are u female?
You: yea....
Stranger: im male but not horny or rude person
You: lol
You: ok!
Stranger: wer u from?
You: cali
Stranger: oww nice
Stranger: im from the philippines
Stranger: but i live in Dubai
You: woaaaaa
You: UAE huh?
Stranger: up
Stranger: yup*
You: hows that giant ass building of yours?
Stranger: pretty awesome but havent been inside
You: pshhh you should totally go
Stranger: their is a entry fee
You: soooooooooo
Stranger: its like 100dhs
You: its huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
You: it would be soo cool
Stranger: maybe soon
You: yeahhhh
You: ok well here is the thing
You: dont like leave but my friend told me that this cyber thing is fun
You: have you tried it?
You: like cyber sex chat
Stranger: not really
You: she said it was like idkkkk
You: something new?
Stranger: but ive talked to someone once
Stranger: then she just took off her clothes
You: LMAO!
You: sooo... you wanna try?
You: i dont wanna sound weirddd
Stranger: too tell u the truth i didnt came here for that,came here beacause im looking for a date
You: wellllll
You: we cant realllyyyy date
You: your half way around the world
You: you're*
Stranger: i know...but im looking for someone like were gonna see each other soon.
You: wanna try anyway?
Stranger: anyway i can go anywhere i want
You: really?
You: could you come to cali?
Stranger: yup..my dad works at the airport here in dubai
You: thats sooo cool
You: soooo if you could get here
You: i would totally meet up
Stranger: haha.yup..not after my graduation
You: =(
Stranger: anyway its on may
Stranger: how old r u anway?
You: 17
Stranger: same here!
You: thats awesome!
You: i want to be 18 thooo
Stranger: when is ur bday?
You: soo my friend just got her and she is telling me to try the cyber thing. shes gonna make me leave, but you arent some horny jerk so i would rather try it with you.....
You: ?
Stranger: if i said no would leave right?
Stranger: u*
You: yeaaa
You: shes making me
Stranger: well thats a no.& i dont have a webcam.sorry.
You: okkkk
You: well i dont have a webcam either
You: just chat
Stranger: I slowly pull off your shirt..
You: the cold air is heavy on my breasts
Stranger: i slowly unbuckle your bra and suckle your breasts
You: ohhh god it feels so good
Stranger: i kiss my way down to your pants, take both them and your panties off leaving you completely naked
You: my clit perks up
Stranger: the urge is to much and i slip my dick out of my shorts
You: ohhhh its sooo big
Stranger: im ready to enter you
Stranger: what do you say baby?
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of world cyber law. VIOLATION: Sexual Solicitation of a minor.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
/win
menzo
̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#
+616|6416|Amsterdam‫

Reddhedd wrote:

Inspired by the genius of menzo i tried my luck on omegle! It's long but worth it.

Code:

--> You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyyy
Stranger: are u female?
You: yea....
Stranger: im male but not horny or rude person
You: lol
You: ok!
Stranger: wer u from?
You: cali
Stranger: oww nice
Stranger: im from the philippines
Stranger: but i live in Dubai
You: woaaaaa
You: UAE huh?
Stranger: up
Stranger: yup*
You: hows that giant ass building of yours?
Stranger: pretty awesome but havent been inside
You: pshhh you should totally go
Stranger: their is a entry fee
You: soooooooooo
Stranger: its like 100dhs
You: its huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
You: it would be soo cool
Stranger: maybe soon
You: yeahhhh
You: ok well here is the thing
You: dont like leave but my friend told me that this cyber thing is fun
You: have you tried it?
You: like cyber sex chat
Stranger: not really
You: she said it was like idkkkk
You: something new?
Stranger: but ive talked to someone once
Stranger: then she just took off her clothes
You: LMAO!
You: sooo... you wanna try?
You: i dont wanna sound weirddd
Stranger: too tell u the truth i didnt came here for that,came here beacause im looking for a date
You: wellllll
You: we cant realllyyyy date
You: your half way around the world
You: you're*
Stranger: i know...but im looking for someone like were gonna see each other soon.
You: wanna try anyway?
Stranger: anyway i can go anywhere i want
You: really?
You: could you come to cali?
Stranger: yup..my dad works at the airport here in dubai
You: thats sooo cool
You: soooo if you could get here
You: i would totally meet up
Stranger: haha.yup..not after my graduation
You: =(
Stranger: anyway its on may
Stranger: how old r u anway?
You: 17
Stranger: same here!
You: thats awesome!
You: i want to be 18 thooo
Stranger: when is ur bday?
You: soo my friend just got her and she is telling me to try the cyber thing. shes gonna make me leave, but you arent some horny jerk so i would rather try it with you.....
You: ?
Stranger: if i said no would leave right?
Stranger: u*
You: yeaaa
You: shes making me
Stranger: well thats a no.& i dont have a webcam.sorry.
You: okkkk
You: well i dont have a webcam either
You: just chat
Stranger: I slowly pull off your shirt..
You: the cold air is heavy on my breasts
Stranger: i slowly unbuckle your bra and suckle your breasts
You: ohhh god it feels so good
Stranger: i kiss my way down to your pants, take both them and your panties off leaving you completely naked
You: my clit perks up
Stranger: the urge is to much and i slip my dick out of my shorts
You: ohhhh its sooo big
Stranger: im ready to enter you
Stranger: what do you say baby?
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Child Exploitation and Online Protection Centre has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of world cyber law. VIOLATION: Sexual Solicitation of a minor.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
/win
win
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FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6661|Devon, England
Except you're not a minor, you're 17
Marlo Stanfield
online poker tax cheating
+122|5133
[]threadworthy
aside from that, troll

Last edited by Marlo Stanfield (2010-03-14 16:27:53)

menzo
̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#
+616|6416|Amsterdam‫

FFLink wrote:

Except you're not a minor, you're 17
i was 12
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Reddhedd
trolawlawl
+188|6415|EE Chat

FFLink wrote:

Except you're not a minor, you're 17
well in the U.S. 17 is minor.
BVC
Member
+325|6666
Good work!

Pedobaiting is a good way to waste an hour.
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6206|Uk

Reddhedd wrote:

FFLink wrote:

Except you're not a minor, you're 17
well in the U.S. 17 is minor.
1.Kidnap 17 year old
2.Fly to UK
3.Fuck

then you only get kidnapping and rape as opposed to kidnapping, rape and sex with a minor
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|6726|Scotland

Reddhedd wrote:

FFLink wrote:

Except you're not a minor, you're 17
well in the U.S. 17 is minor.
Does the legal age for consent not differ between each state? I'm pretty sure it varies from 16-17-18.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6619

That's awesome Menzo. That can't really be him though, you think he'd be that stupid? Although, he did claim to be 18, so you'd think he could provide a photo of a younger dude.
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,053|6742|PNW

He could've sent a fake pic.
Marlo Stanfield
online poker tax cheating
+122|5133

unnamednewbie13 wrote:

He could've sent a fake pic.
or some bf2s member was trolling
i was just chilling in bf2s IRC when some random guy showed up
Yup, real believable right there.
whaaaaaaaaaat
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+215|5220
https://i46.tinypic.com/i1jwhy.jpg
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|6709|Toronto | Canada

Faaaaack.  How did I miss this
Kez
Member
+778|5673|London, UK
LMFAO

Both menzo's and Reddhedd's attempts were awesome

wp!

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