Sindroms
Member
+4|5426
This is sorta like a game. Everyone has gotten used of these weapons and it sometimes would make one wonder, whose idea was it to put them in the game.
All you need to do is to give the name of the weapon and describe the personality of the person who would have put the thing ingame.



I will begin with an example.

https://wiki.bf2s.com/_media/weapons/battlefield-2/explosives/c4_explosives.png?w=&h=&cache=cache
C4

The man, who decided to add C4 in the game was the most evil man who I can think of. His sheer bastardness covered and hidden behind that cleaver, smug fasade, when he tried to explain to the game devs, that this would be the commander's surgical cutting equipment, ment to make careful and stealthy attacks on the enemies gear.

But only he knew what would this add.

It would be used for EVERYTHING. He would laugh as he sees people strap them to buggies and go AAALALALALALALALALALAA as they ram the enemy armor. He would giggle madly as soon as a flag is taken over, you could hear a loud bang and observe the enemy corpses land on rooftops. He would snicker madly as he saw people using it to teamkill planes, push helicopters off the carrier and even make BTR's fly over fences.

The most evil of all...


https://wiki.bf2s.com/_media/weapons/unlocks/chsht_protecta.png?w=&h=&cache=cache

DAO12

There once lived a man, who was killed by snipers a lot.
And so he started playing as one.
And he failed.
A lot.

And so it turned out he couldn't aim for shit.
And so there was a new weapon made. It fired 12 shots and the spray was so large, that there was no way he could miss!
And then, as he sat on the crane in Gulf of Oman...he began shooting that pesky sniper.

And only then he found out, that he made a shotgun.
And so he jumped under a jet, taking off and was banned for forced teamkills.

THE END
steelie34
pub hero!
+603|6598|the land of bourbon
raging much?
https://bf3s.com/sigs/36e1d9e36ae924048a933db90fb05bb247fe315e.png
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6325|Birmingham, UK

steelie34 wrote:

raging much?
you think?
Chou
Member
+737|7008
Seems like a cool game.
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6954|Oxferd Ohire
C4 is awesome. Love doing tricks with. Tried jihad once, was fuckin gwals
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
jsnipy
...
+3,276|6740|...

Chou wrote:

Seems like a cool game.
this
Delusion
AK Hero
+26|5990|Greece / Rhodos
stop crying please
Rod Foxx
Warblgarbl
+78|6201|Perth, Australia
So i heard that this game is almost 5 years old.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6541|Graz, Austria
Is raging, whining and bitching packaged into games nowadays?
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6908|Devon, England

Rod Foxx wrote:

So i heard that this game is almost 5 years old.
Isn't it 6 years old?
Rod Foxx
Warblgarbl
+78|6201|Perth, Australia

FFLink wrote:

Rod Foxx wrote:

So i heard that this game is almost 5 years old.
Isn't it 6 years old?

Battlefield 2 - Wikipedia wrote:

Release date(s)     NA June 21, 2005
                           AUS June 22, 2005
                           EU June 24, 2005
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7026|Marathon, Florida Keys
things that need to be removed:

Grenades
Claymores
G36E
All sniper rifles
Grenade Launchers
Seeking AA missles (should be dumbfire)
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6005|Catherine Black

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

All sniper rifles
Grenade Launchers
Seeking AA missles (should be dumbfire)
butthurt much?
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
FloppY_
­
+1,010|6503|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

Finray wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

All sniper rifles
Grenade Launchers
Seeking AA missles (should be dumbfire)
butthurt much?
He is trolling..

The dumb-fire AA missiles gave it away tbh...
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Evil_Black_Fox
Member
+18|5698
I have some beef with the DAO-12, it seems that this thing is more effective than the pump action shotguns at long ranges which is wrong.

Last edited by Evil_Black_Fox (2010-02-26 21:10:35)

Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6685

Evil_Black_Fox wrote:

I have some beef with the DAO-12, it seems that this thing is more effective than the pump action shotguns at long ranges which is wrong.
but it's not...
Evil_Black_Fox
Member
+18|5698

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

Evil_Black_Fox wrote:

I have some beef with the DAO-12, it seems that this thing is more effective than the pump action shotguns at long ranges which is wrong.
but it's not...
How do you figure? It has enough accuracy to outperform all other shotguns in combination with the high fire rate and large magazine. Shot for shot its not as good as the regular shotguns, but who is going to just fire one shot from this thing. Ive been killed many time by this thing at at least 50m just from someone spraying at me. I don't have a problem with the gun itself but in CQB its not a pushover weapon.

C4 is annoying but I can think of many other things much worst like the MI-28. This has to be the most brutal thing on BF2. The nose gun is like a full auto noob tube and is packs TV missiles. The worst thing ever invented by EA/DICE. I cant understand the logic of a weapon that one person can use to kill six people in one shot. See soloing a full blackhawk for example. The biggest thing that makes C4 annoying is jihaders, on that same note its always funny when you're the one doing it.

Last edited by Evil_Black_Fox (2010-02-26 22:23:16)

.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|7026|Marathon, Florida Keys

Finray wrote:

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:

All sniper rifles
Grenade Launchers
Seeking AA missles (should be dumbfire)
Dont take away the only weapons im able to kill people with
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dill13
Member
+67|6411

Evil_Black_Fox wrote:

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

Evil_Black_Fox wrote:

I have some beef with the DAO-12, it seems that this thing is more effective than the pump action shotguns at long ranges which is wrong.
but it's not...
How do you figure? It has enough accuracy to outperform all other shotguns in combination with the high fire rate and large magazine. Shot for shot its not as good as the regular shotguns, but who is going to just fire one shot from this thing. Ive been killed many time by this thing at at least 50m just from someone spraying at me. I don't have a problem with the gun itself but in CQB its not a pushover weapon.
I can kill people at over 150 feet with 2 shots consistently (about 40% of the time)with the pump if you know where to aim its not hard.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6898|Disaster Free Zone

Evil_Black_Fox wrote:

Ive been killed many time by this thing at at least 50m just from someone spraying at me.
No you haven't.

dill13 wrote:

I can kill people at over 150 feet with 2 shots consistently (about 40% of the time)with the pump if you know where to aim its not hard.
hahaha, the exaggerations just keep getting better.
BVC
Member
+325|6913
I reckon they need to remove all kits and replace them with the following:

- Bar1918/Pistol/Knife/Nades (Assault)
- Thompson/Pistol/Knife/Nades/Medpak (medic)
- Bazooka/Pistol/Knife/Nades (AT)
- No4Sniper/Pistol/Knife/Nades (sniper)
- Garand/Pistol/Knife/Expak/Mines/Spanner (engineer)
dill13
Member
+67|6411

Pubic wrote:

I reckon they need to remove all kits and replace them with the following:

- Bar1918/Pistol/Knife/Nades (Assault)
- Thompson/Pistol/Knife/Nades/Medpak (medic)
- Bazooka/Pistol/Knife/Nades (AT)
- No4Sniper/Pistol/Knife/Nades (sniper)
- Garand/Pistol/Knife/Expak/Mines/Spanner (engineer)
Id play that if you removed that dirty n word from it
User007Gamer
???
+21|6200|Dubai, UAE

Evil_Black_Fox wrote:

Ive been killed many time by this thing at at least 50m 5m just from someone spraying at me.

dill13 wrote:

I can kill people at over 150 feet 15 feet with 2 shots consistently (about 40% of the time)with the pump if you know where to aim its not hard.
That seems more likely.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5396|Sydney
Indeed. I'm a bit of a pro with the pump shottie and after about 10 metres you're starting to trust to luck quite a bit, usually easier and quicker to just whip out the pistol and empty half a clip into them, especially if they're just spraying bullets as opposed to actually aiming.

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