Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5845

A kangaroo startled by an Australian man walking his dog attacked the pair, pinning the pet underwater and slashing the owner in the abdomen with its hind legs.

Chris Rickard was in stable condition Monday after the attack, which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat. He said he was walking his blue heeler, Rocky, on Sunday when they surprised a sleeping kangaroo in Arthur's Creek northeast of Melbourne. The dog chased the animal into a pond, when the kangaroo turned and pinned the pet underwater.

When Rickard tried to free his dog, the kangaroo turned on him, attacking with its hind legs and gashing his face and abdomen.

"I thought I might take a hit or two dragging the dog out from under his grip, but I didn't expect him to actually attack me," Rickard said. "It was a shock at the start because it was a kangaroo, about 5 feet high, they don't go around killing people."

Rickard said he ended the attack by elbowing the kangaroo in the throat, adding Rocky was "half-drowned" when he pulled him from the water.
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/artic … ttacks-dog
https://i.treehugger.com/images/2007/5/24/kangaroo%20treehugger.gif
Kangaroos look sorta like over sized pissed off bunnies.

Any Aussies have any Kangaroo horror stories.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,815|6365|eXtreme to the maX
Its the koalas you need to watch out for.
Fuck Israel
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6048|Catherine Black
"Kangaroos look sorta like over sized pissed off bunnies."

Well I lol'd.
https://i.imgur.com/qwWEP9F.png
FFLink
There is.
+1,380|6950|Devon, England
https://www.goview.tv/PSP/ENTERTAINMENT/Images/BBC/Mighty%20Boosh/series%201/PM_MightyBoosh_s1-ep1.jpg

Kangaroo's are deadly, but everyone knows you just gotta kick em in the balls.
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7039|Great Brown North
arent they up for another cull soon? anyone want to pay my way down there? i want to help
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|6932|A sunburnt country
There's kangaroo culls every other day down here but you have to be a licensed professional shooter to take part in it.

It is like shooting sheep and not very thrilling.....
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7039|Great Brown North
how much does it cost to become a licensed shooter for it?


it's still something i want to try
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5845

krazed wrote:

how much does it cost to become a licensed shooter for it?


it's still something i want to try
be careful hunting is dangerous
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6412|what

Dilbert_X wrote:

Its the koalas you need to watch out for.
And the drop bears.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6259|The Mitten
EE (hats
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6941|Disaster Free Zone
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/10538/Wallaby.JPG

Things been scouting our house for months. Should I be worried?
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7039|Great Brown North
i would keep a large stick around tbh
mcminty
Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.
+879|6981|Sydney, Australia

Macbeth wrote:

Kangaroos look sorta like over sized pissed off bunnies.
.... wut.. not really


AussieReaper wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Its the koalas you need to watch out for.
And the drop bears.
Damn right, it's those drop bears that'll fuck you up.
Benzin
Member
+576|6258
drop bears, lol

Burwhale
Save the BlobFish!
+136|6482|Brisneyland
I love this video of a Kangaroo bashing the shit out of Marty the Monster.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6882|Little Bentcock

mcminty wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Kangaroos look sorta like over sized pissed off bunnies.
.... wut.. not really


AussieReaper wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

Its the koalas you need to watch out for.
And the drop bears.
Damn right, it's those drop bears that'll fuck you up.
Don't forget the Hoop snakes.
Benzin
Member
+576|6258
It still amazes me that kangaroos get so big. Isn't there also a smaller version? I remember seeing something like them in the Vienna Zoo, but I forget what they were called... they were like the size of a Germen shepherd or so.
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6408|'straya
They come in all shapes and sizes. Are you thinking of a Wallaby?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6880|London, England

krazed wrote:

arent they up for another cull soon? anyone want to pay my way down there? i want to help
Fuck that, I'd rather side with the Kangaroos and shoot fucking dogs
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7015|Scotland

which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat.
I spat out my sushi with laughter at that. Epic.
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6583|Graz, Austria
It was Roger Jr. with his mother:
https://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/tekken/en/images/thumb/b/ba/Roger.jpg/250px-Roger.jpg
Benzin
Member
+576|6258

Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

They come in all shapes and sizes. Are you thinking of a Wallaby?
could be
Mitch
16 more years
+877|6785|South Florida

Zimmer wrote:

which ended when the 49-year-old elbowed the kangaroo in the throat.
I spat out my sushi with laughter at that. Epic.
Haha i found that awsmly hilarious too
15 more years! 15 more years!

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