DrunkFace
Germans did 911
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Aries_37 wrote:

I really liked the first one. The other two were bad.
Remind you of any other trilogy, neo?
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
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ghettoperson wrote:

Finray wrote:

Watched the first one, wasn't massively wooed by it, never watched one since.
Same, I know it's Disney so I guess this goes without saying really, but it just struck me as being a bit of a kids movie.
2nd and 3rd are sure as hell not kids movies.
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unnamednewbie13
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War Man wrote:

ghettoperson wrote:

Finray wrote:

Watched the first one, wasn't massively wooed by it, never watched one since.
Same, I know it's Disney so I guess this goes without saying really, but it just struck me as being a bit of a kids movie.
2nd and 3rd are sure as hell not kids movies.
Erm, they're kind of family action flicks. But if I had a little kid, I'd avoid them.
Spidery_Yoda
Member
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The first was great but I didn't like the 2nd two at all. I didn't like the second one because it was too similar to the first (going as far as to recycle a bunch of jokes), and I didn't like the third because it went far too far in the other direction and was completely different from the others, and plain weird/stupid.

This one just looks bland. Classic case of more of the same.
13urnzz
Banned
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when Captain Jack had all those clones, when the ship was in the desert - it reminded me of a peyote trip i took once . . .
Brasso
member
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no keira knightley. fail.
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unnamednewbie13
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Brasso wrote:

no keira knightley. fail.
No, win.

WTF else could you do with Knightley and Bloom that wasn't already done in the first three movies? Besides, I don't have any complaints about Penélope Cruz.
DesertFox-
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Shit, you have a point, newbie, but still I'm disappointed. She's really got no role to play in the film story at this point but damn it Cruz is nowhere near as good-looking.
iceman785
Member
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needs to be rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR so i can see mermaid titties
-Sh1fty-
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iceman785 wrote:

needs to be rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR so i can see mermaid titties
this
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PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
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but then you still won't see mermaid titties
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AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6153|what

That's only if the top half was the fish.

We're talking about top human mermaids, you sicko.
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PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
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I was saying shifty couldn't see an 'R' film anyway, but if that's how your mind works.. sicko
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AussieReaper
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+5,761|6153|what

That was how my mind works trying to place how your mind works, sicko.


*inception*
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justice
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Yay, Penelope Cruz
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Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
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justice wrote:

Yay, Penelope Cruz
Boobies ain't perky anymore.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5474|Ventura, California

PrivateVendetta wrote:

I was saying shifty couldn't see an 'R' film anyway, but if that's how your mind works.. sicko
I'm 18 in a few days.
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Backupwayback
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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saw a 3d preview before tron

3d looked so bad

Im a 3d hater i guess
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
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Backupwayback wrote:

saw a 3d preview before tron

3d looked so bad

Im a 3d hater i guess
I enjoyed Avatar and Despicable Me in 3D. Although things like Despicable Me don't merit 3D like Avatar does.
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SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
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Pirates 4 --- 5/10 and I think thats being very generous .......... I probably gave it that better score due to Cruz and the Hawaii scenery


they just took what worked in the 1st movie and just recycled it straight into the 4th  - the returning actors from the previous movies were just going through the motions, they had zero passion in doing the job and was there just for a paycheck - Cruz was OK but nothing remembering about her character - Ian was just basic, nothing to special - the two green horns the clergy dude and mermaid were the only ones trying but they were nothing special

if their were no other pirate movies to go by then we would never see a sequel ..... I understand this is a new director and he has some very large shoes to fill that Gore left behind but it had a very mediocre feel from start to finish
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Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6471
a shame... but predictable. i didn't even bother seeing the third one. the first two were enough (i really liked the first, actually).
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13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6498

Uzique wrote:

a shame... but predictable. i didn't even bother seeing the third one. the first two were enough (i really liked the first, actually).
while i did see the third, it was the first of the series that has me interested in the fourth.

the biggest thing this movie has going for it? the fact that my wife and i can agree 'we kinda want to see it, but no way in hell i'm going to what you want to see'
Trotskygrad
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+354|6000|Vortex Ring State
first was nice, yes, second was basically an extension gone a bit fail.
SEREMAKER
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+2,187|6569|Mountains of NC

the first was incredible .... johnny pulled a character like sparrow out of nowhere and gave a thrilling ride but then went downhill from there


and the fourth is just scrapping the bottom of the barrel
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Kampframmer
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+313|4843|Amsterdam
Never do more than a trilogy

Always ends badly

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