Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2009-08-21 07:03:38

#1

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|6004|Dublin, Ireland

Kitteh (Kite) from ESL inspired me to make this thread. Basically post your lol/srs#face stories in here. Keep them short please. Stories like Finray (I think) putting a bucket on his head and pretending to be a spaceman cause he was so pissed, or Schloopsy burning his face with a condom ().

Example:

Kitteh wrote:
Back when I was like 6 my parents asked me to go buy some BAGUETTE at the camping's breadbakery, they told me how to say it in french over 9000 times before I went.

I had to walk like 10 minutes on my own through the woods in the early morning, nonstop repeating the same sentence over and over "Une baguette et deux croissants s'il vous plaît". My heart was pounding, it was like the final showdown, judgement day.

When I arrived I pussy'd out and started crying I think, I ran back in tears and my parents raged because they had nothing to eat.

I hated french campings ever since.

https://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288/Irishpride2/kotermariusmotivational.jpg

E: >rush.Irish<3: http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=129459
>rush.Irish<3: lawled
>rushTV.ktth: lol thats so gonna fail on bf2s
>rush.Irish<3: I know :S

Prove me wrong

Last edited by Oisín<3 (2009-08-21 07:08:40)

2009-08-21 07:34:45

#2

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,633|6366|Catherine Black

No.

2009-08-21 07:37:01

#3

Simon: basically; +838|7236|UK

you're not cool enough for bf2s irish

2009-08-21 07:37:30

#4

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|7048

Nein, non, no.

Why can't you keep this fellatio to private Xfire chats between you and your rush buddies? Yawn.

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2009-08-21 07:38:51

#5

Red Forman: Banned; +402|5978

kitteh?

2009-08-21 07:40:53

#6

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|7048

It's cool in 15 year old gaming circles to amend your gaming-nick with 'EHHHH' or 'EJEEEHHHZZ' or some shit.

e.g. 'Red' would become 'Redehhh<3' and then, when you win enough low-skill #irc pickups, you step-up and become 'Redfazejehhhhh :]' or some shit.

Mystical nomenclature.

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2009-08-21 07:41:36

#7

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|6004|Dublin, Ireland

Finray wrote:
No.

Why not? You fucking oldfags just reject anything I have to say, serious#face or troll#face.

2009-08-21 07:43:38

#8

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,633|6366|Catherine Black

Uzique wrote:
It's cool in 15 year old gaming circles to amend your gaming-nick with 'EHHHH' or 'EJEEEHHHZZ' or some shit.

e.g. 'Red' would become 'Redehhh<3' and then, when you win enough low-skill #irc pickups, you step-up and become 'Redfazejehhhhh :]' or some shit.

Mystical nomenclature.

Haha this is exactly what Mint does/did when I was in a clan with him. He'd have a new edgy nickname every few days, complete with multiple letters and trendy punctuation.

Oisín<3 wrote:
Finray wrote:
No.
Why not? You fucking oldfags just reject anything I have to say, serious#face or troll#face.

Because all the shit you suggest is fucking stupid. This is a forum. It's EE. In EE, most users spend <1 minute on responses. Nobody will sit and type for 20 minutes just so someone can quote it and go "I lol'd"

Is that better than "No."?

2009-08-21 07:43:54

#9

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|6004|Dublin, Ireland

Uzique wrote:
Mystical nomenclature.

>rush.sii : lol uzique is such a faggot

2009-08-21 07:44:42

#10

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7251|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

1927 will always be 1927.

2009-08-21 07:45:48

#11

Simon: basically; +838|7236|UK

I went from Simon to Sii, it makes me 1337

2009-08-21 07:46:13

#12

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,633|6366|Catherine Black

Oisín<3 wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Mystical nomenclature.
>rush.sii : lol uzique is such a faggot

I'll take this one Zique.

*coughes* *takes on upper-class English accent* Personally Oisin I couldn't care what your teenage e-buddies could think of me. I have far more extreme---

Fuck it I'm not good enough with English to try and be Uzique.

2009-08-21 07:46:36

#13

Ioan92: Member; +337|6300

Why are you people so rude to him?

2009-08-21 07:46:37

#14

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|7048

Oisín<3 wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Mystical nomenclature.
>rush.sii : lol uzique is such a faggot

Oh noes, Sii has bad things to say.

I'm so hurt by that random, no-life lurking piece of Forum scat.

Are all of Rush social diseases or is the limited exposure we've had to your team an unfair rep?

I guess it's part of the package when you get a team of virtual-egos collected together playing redundant, unsupported games like BF2.

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2009-08-21 07:48:09

#15

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|6004|Dublin, Ireland

Simon wrote:
I went from Simon to Sii, it makes me 1337

https://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288/Irishpride2/IrishNickList.png

And that image is taken a longgg time ago, add about another 60 or so on and thats where I'm at now.

2009-08-21 07:48:16

#16

Simon: basically; +838|7236|UK

Uzique wrote:
Oisín<3 wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Mystical nomenclature.
>rush.sii : lol uzique is such a faggot
Oh noes, Sii has bad things to say.

I'm so hurt by that random, no-life lurking piece of Forum scat.

Are all of Rush social diseases or is the limited exposure we've had to your team an unfair rep?

I guess it's part of the package when you get a team of virtual-egos collected together playing redundant, unsupported games like BF2.

cool facts bro, cut me deep

Last edited by Simon (2009-08-21 07:49:14)

2009-08-21 07:48:37

#17

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|7046

EDIT: Damn, too late.

Last edited by NooBesT (2009-08-21 07:49:15)

2009-08-21 07:49:18

#18

Red Forman: Banned; +402|5978

here kitteh kitteh

2009-08-21 07:49:41

#19

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,633|6366|Catherine Black

Oisín<3 wrote:
Simon wrote:
I went from Simon to Sii, it makes me 1337
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … ckList.png

And that image is taken a longgg time ago, add about another 60 or so on and thats where I'm at now.

Why are you proud of this? All it means if you've created multiple characters under different names to spend hundreds if not thousands of hours on a game, and you've only competed from your front room. Kudos to actual professional players, who game at meetings and earn money for it, but you're nothing like that, you're just a nolife fag who seriously needs to get a girlfriend instead of chasing random pussy for a night or two.

2009-08-21 07:51:06

#20

Kez: Member; +778|6281|London, UK

Simon wrote:
you're not cool enough for bf2s irish

2009-08-21 07:51:29

#21

david363: Crotch fires and you: the untold story; +314|7317|Comber, Northern Ireland

Oisín<3 wrote:
Finray wrote:
No.
Why not? You fucking oldfags just reject anything I have to say, serious#face or troll#face.

thats because your a cock

2009-08-21 07:51:34

#22

Oisín<3: >rush.Irishpride; +139|6004|Dublin, Ireland

Finray wrote:
Oisín<3 wrote:
Simon wrote:
I went from Simon to Sii, it makes me 1337
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … ckList.png

And that image is taken a longgg time ago, add about another 60 or so on and thats where I'm at now.
Why are you proud of this? All it means if you've created multiple characters under different names to spend hundreds if not thousands of hours on a game, and you've only competed from your front room. Kudos to actual professional players, who game at meetings and earn money for it, but you're nothing like that, you're just a nolife fag who seriously needs to get a girlfriend instead of chasing random pussy for a night or two.

I think I remember playing with you on the [UK] - United Killerz server. You were a good player.

2009-08-21 07:52:54

#23

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,633|6366|Catherine Black

Oisín<3 wrote:
Finray wrote:
Oisín<3 wrote:

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u288 … ckList.png

And that image is taken a longgg time ago, add about another 60 or so on and thats where I'm at now.
Why are you proud of this? All it means if you've created multiple characters under different names to spend hundreds if not thousands of hours on a game, and you've only competed from your front room. Kudos to actual professional players, who game at meetings and earn money for it, but you're nothing like that, you're just a nolife fag who seriously needs to get a girlfriend instead of chasing random pussy for a night or two.
I think I remember playing with you on the [UK] - United Killerz server. You were a good player.

Remove the tongue from my arse I'm not going to be your friend if you replace my toilet paper.

2009-08-21 07:53:03

#24

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|7048

It does hurt to know I'm not socially accepted by the misfit rabble of 'pro' gamers that sit around at the back of the stands at every LAN and league announcement, saying in quiet murmurs: "So... any support for BF2? No? Ok then, I'll go back to posting on my BF2 website and acting as if we're actually on top of a thriving competitive community with elitist remarks and e-peen swinging contests".

Especially when Oisin tries to be intelligent and troll, it's so cute. Poor boy with his ape-like physiognomy and similarly primate IQ trying to swing some punches and impress random readers that just don't give a fuck either way. Being accepted on BF2s must really matter to him.

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2009-08-21 07:53:37

#25

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6708|Carnoustie MASSIF

Finray wrote:
Oisín<3 wrote:
Finray wrote:

Why are you proud of this? All it means if you've created multiple characters under different names to spend hundreds if not thousands of hours on a game, and you've only competed from your front room. Kudos to actual professional players, who game at meetings and earn money for it, but you're nothing like that, you're just a nolife fag who seriously needs to get a girlfriend instead of chasing random pussy for a night or two.
I think I remember playing with you on the [UK] - United Killerz server. You were a good player.
Remove the tongue from my arse I'm not going to be your friend if you replace my toilet paper.

ITT: Fags getting pwnd.

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