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2009-05-06 07:10:32

#1

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6447|Roma

Firstly, yes, this is a wall of text, don't write something gay without reading.
Secondly, try and keep a count of the amount of times you /facepalm yourself, i lost count XD

Conversation soon after I applied to join a pub clan to try some Conquest matches with them, one member wanted to welcome me..

Epic Conversation wrote:
[OTHER USER]: yo welcome
PrivateVendetta: ty
PrivateVendetta: were you playing the match?
[OTHER USER]: yea we won
PrivateVendetta: why weren't you on TS?
[OTHER USER]: ah didnt know
[OTHER USER]: no one said
PrivateVendetta: i don't want to sound like a knob, but matches should be on TS
PrivateVendetta: not really my place, but the team won't get far if they don't communicate well
[OTHER USER]: yea mate i heard ur a good inf player
[OTHER USER]: that match wasnt serious
PrivateVendetta: was on CB
[OTHER USER]: the other clan arent that good
[OTHER USER]: who?
PrivateVendetta: clanbase
[OTHER USER]: who was on cb?
PrivateVendetta: the match was
[OTHER USER]: i know..
[OTHER USER]: so?
[OTHER USER]: lol
PrivateVendetta: so it should have been serious, thats all
[OTHER USER]: lol it was serious
[OTHER USER]: TS helps but tbh its not needed
PrivateVendetta: "[OTHER USER]: that match wasnt serious"
[OTHER USER]: it was serious jst not serious like against a good clan
[OTHER USER]: thats what i meant
[OTHER USER]: what good does TS do?
[OTHER USER]: tbh it puts me off pressing a button while concentrating on the match
PrivateVendetta: lets people know where the enemy is if you can't get the spot in
[OTHER USER]: what would i say? behind that wall
PrivateVendetta: lets the team know when you have been killed and how many were about to take the flag
[OTHER USER]: oh thanks mate that helps lol
PrivateVendetta: you say '2 running towards ... flag'
[OTHER USER]: or just spot 2
PrivateVendetta: then the SL decides wether its worth spawning at the flag to defend, or push on with the attack
[OTHER USER]: lol

This goes on...

Epic Conversation wrote:
[OTHER USER]: i just mess around like on pub
PrivateVendetta: more fun if people know what to do, and can talk easily tbh
[OTHER USER]: its not needed tho
PrivateVendetta: and can work as a team
PrivateVendetta: is if you want to win more than you lose
PrivateVendetta: and winning is more fun ^^
[OTHER USER]: you left nGage for us? lol
PrivateVendetta: nGage is no more
[OTHER USER]: arent they with rush now?
PrivateVendetta: ummm no?
[OTHER USER]: i heard a few members merged
PrivateVendetta: no-one is in rush
PrivateVendetta: shellshock is playing with Yoyotech
[OTHER USER]: "PrivateVendetta: no-one is in rush ?"
PrivateVendetta: rush atm
PrivateVendetta: different team
PrivateVendetta: :p
[OTHER USER]: i know they are
[OTHER USER]: i said someone told me members from nGage joined rush
PrivateVendetta: and i said there was no members of ngage in rush
[OTHER USER]: no u didnt
[OTHER USER]: u said no one is in rush lol
[OTHER USER]: anyway, why didnt u join a clan like rush or yoyotech?
[OTHER USER]: or boomtown
PrivateVendetta: cba with hardcore infantry matches anymore
PrivateVendetta: i wanted to play some CQ
[OTHER USER]: couldnt believe everyone was watching Yoyotech v Boomtown
[OTHER USER]: everyone was talking about it like they were celebrities
[OTHER USER]: made me piss myself
PrivateVendetta: well it was the final of one of the biggest competitions in BF2 left
PrivateVendetta: pretty big shit
[OTHER USER]: so? lol
[OTHER USER]: no its not its agame
PrivateVendetta: if you take an interest
PrivateVendetta: and you would laugh at people taking an interest in the world cup final?
PrivateVendetta: football*
[OTHER USER]: no because thats real
[OTHER USER]: this is a game where u use a mouse and keyboard lol
PrivateVendetta: football is a game, BF2 is a game
[OTHER USER]: its different
[OTHER USER]: football players are celebrities
PrivateVendetta: both require skill that some people can watch and take an interest in
PrivateVendetta: no, celebrities are celebrities
[OTHER USER]: nah the more u play bf2 the better u become
PrivateVendetta: and practice doesn't make you better at football?
[OTHER USER]: yes but i said its differnet lol
PrivateVendetta: practice leads to skill
[OTHER USER]: dont see anyone using a mouse and keyboard for football
[OTHER USER]: not on a computer game
PrivateVendetta: ? thats because you use your feet
[OTHER USER]: maybe some but not a lot
PrivateVendetta: ok, so why are some BF2 players better than others?
[OTHER USER]: because they play more
PrivateVendetta: would you say they are more skillful?
[OTHER USER]: nope
[OTHER USER]: yes*
PrivateVendetta: if someone is better than you at football, do they have more skill?
[OTHER USER]: nope
[OTHER USER]: because they can be a winger with pace
PrivateVendetta: "[OTHER USER]: football doesnt require skill"
[OTHER USER]: pwned
[OTHER USER]: lol
PrivateVendetta: but BF2 does?
[OTHER USER]: bf2 doesnt require skill the more u play u get better
[OTHER USER]: skillfull players like yoyotech and rush etc just play more than everyone else
PrivateVendetta: Read this bit again
PrivateVendetta: "[OTHER USER]: bf2 doesnt require skill the more u play u get better"
PrivateVendetta: "[OTHER USER]: skillfull players like yoyotech and rush etc just play more than everyone else"
[OTHER USER]: yes?
PrivateVendetta: you just said bf2 doesn't require skill, just practice
[OTHER USER]: i didnt say anything about practice
[OTHER USER]: i say pracitce doesnt help
PrivateVendetta: but then you said players with skill, are better becasue they play more
[OTHER USER]: nah ur mixing my words
[OTHER USER]: i said the more you play bf2 the better u become
PrivateVendetta: playing more >leads to> practice
[OTHER USER]: no
PrivateVendetta: the more you practice the better you get?
[OTHER USER]: no
[OTHER USER]: maybe a little better but not much

I lost the middle bit of the conversation, didn't have chat logging , but it was more gold dust..

Epic Conversation wrote:
Conversation started between PrivateVendetta and [OTHER USER]
[20:17] PrivateVendetta: do you have chat logging?
[20:19] PrivateVendetta: hey?
[20:19] [OTHER USER]: yo
[20:19] PrivateVendetta: can i have the chat log from that?
[20:19] PrivateVendetta: i didn't have it
[20:19] [OTHER USER]: what chat log?
[20:19] PrivateVendetta: i want to show it to someone and see if they agree with you
[20:20] PrivateVendetta: actions > View Chat Log
[20:20] [OTHER USER]: I closed the box
[20:20] [OTHER USER]: yes im not that stupid
[20:20] PrivateVendetta: y?
[20:20] PrivateVendetta: the chat log stores even if you close the chat window
[20:21] [OTHER USER]: Well I'm unable to click on the chat log
[20:21] PrivateVendetta: k
[20:21] PrivateVendetta: you didn't have it enabled
[20:21] [OTHER USER]: Really? you're a genius
[20:21] PrivateVendetta: thanks
[20:21] [OTHER USER]: that was sarcasm
[20:22] PrivateVendetta: no? really?!
[20:22] [OTHER USER]: wait.. are you in 'CLAN'?
[20:22] PrivateVendetta: trial
[20:22] [OTHER USER]: do u want to get in?
[20:22] PrivateVendetta: but it seems we got off on the wrong foot
[20:22] [OTHER USER]: yea if this is the way you always act then we won't get on the right foot
[20:22] [OTHER USER]: lol
[20:22] PrivateVendetta: i don't know yet, im trialling you too
[20:23] [OTHER USER]: because i hate little cunts that tell me what to do and shite
[20:23] PrivateVendetta: 'CLAN' i meant
[20:23] [OTHER USER]: you're trialling me? lmao
[20:23] PrivateVendetta: im trialling 'CLAN'
[20:23] [OTHER USER]: Lol you're the one on trial mate not 'CLAN'
[20:24] PrivateVendetta: k
[20:26] [OTHER USER]: <This user is now offline>
Conversation ended

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2009-05-06 07:23:13

#2

Janis_Petke: \m/(><)\m/; +49|6949|Brunei Darussalam

Epic convo, just epic.

So, did you get into the 'CLAN' or not?

Edit: I also lost count of the facepalms...

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2009-05-06 07:38:02

#3

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6883|UK

There's some pretty dumb people in the world, aren't there.

2009-05-06 08:00:34

#4

-CARNIFEX-[LOC]: Da Blooze; +111|6909

To me this just sort of highlights the fact that a good majority of people who consider themselves "pro" simply because they play organized matches are probably not any smarter/better than a decent pub player. There's no way someone that impossible to communicate with is better than me at BF2 in terms of contributing to a team. I think intelligence alone is half the battle in a game like BF2, and good reflexes is just icing on the cake. If you have both, regardless of whether or not you play competitively in organized games, aren't you probably good by any standard?

But back to topic at hand, that was an enjoyable read, in the "I can't believe he said that" sense.

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2009-05-06 08:06:55

#5

Fateless: Member; +36|6498|Jennifer Connellys Pants

wow....whats the name of "CLAN"???

2009-05-06 08:13:40

#6

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6409|what

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2009-05-06 08:17:33

#7

Hakei: Banned; +295|6251

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2009-05-06 08:24:01

#8

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6409|what

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2009-05-06 08:27:31

#9

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6447|Roma

Fateless wrote:
wow....whats the name of "CLAN"???

I left out names on purpose, I haven't gotten to know the rest of the clan yet, and am friends with a couple of them from before the clan.
The 'Other User' is blocked out because i don't know how young he is, and doesn't know how dumb he sounds.

2009-05-06 08:35:40

#10

Hakei: Banned; +295|6251

AussieReaper wrote:
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2009-05-06 08:39:59

#11

thepilot91: Member; +64|6492|Åland!

roflol epic kid that...facepalms : 2....many:P

2009-05-06 08:59:08

#12

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6409|what

Hakei wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
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2009-05-06 09:09:40

#13

Banksey: Banksey Says: Chew, don't choke :); +12|5741|Ireland

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How many times I facepalmed

2009-05-06 09:38:37

#14

I'm Jamesey: Do a Research Noob; +506|6388|Scotland!

-CARNIFEX-[LOC] wrote:
To me this just sort of highlights the fact that a good majority of people who consider themselves "pro" simply because they play organized matches are probably not any smarter/better than a decent pub player. There's no way someone that impossible to communicate with is better than me at BF2 in terms of contributing to a team. I think intelligence alone is half the battle in a game like BF2, and good reflexes is just icing on the cake. If you have both, regardless of whether or not you play competitively in organized games, aren't you probably good by any standard?

Playing with and against "pro" players will make you better vs "pro" players, but not that much better at pub or against non "pro" players.

But no matter how much IQ and reflexes/aim a player has they won't just be able to jump in and out of competitive matches easily.

Also facepalm @ chatlogs, don't join that team they look retarded, even by pub team standards

Last edited by I'm Jamesey (2009-05-06 09:42:28)

2009-05-06 09:45:21

#15

legionair: back to i-life; +336|6879|EU

that reminds me a conversation with one Italian guy from CB, same dumbass idiot at age of 14. Anyway, that was worth of reading, but tbh I would close that chat window after first couple of minutes already.

2009-05-06 09:54:01

#16

Ec0li: Vagina face; +167|6255|London ㋛

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and defend the "clan", the "other user" is by no means a representative of it nor does the clan have a very extensive screening process for new members. Although mate you do have a valid point in terms of TS, and I will admit I didn't use it (no mic) but we did win.... (not relevant tbh)

But yes, face palm at convo.

2009-05-06 10:11:16

#17

DefCon-17: Maple Syrup Faggot; +362|6412|Vancouver | Canada

legionair wrote:
Anyway, that was worth of reading, but tbh I would close that chat window after first couple of minutes already.

Same.

I would've told him to shove his clan up his ass 2 minutes into that convo..

2009-05-06 11:37:32

#18

H3RB4L ABU53: ™; +45|6123|123 | 456 | 789 | Δ

sounds like he deserves a punch in the mouth lol

2009-05-06 11:44:37

#19

_Dominiko_PL: TITS or gtfo.; +97|6777|Polish state of EU

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pro players

btw fuck those noobs, the Chelsea vs Barcelona match just started! If craptalonians win the whole world will loose! g2g

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2009-05-06 12:10:04

#20

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|5954

You both suck.

2009-05-06 12:29:42

#21

TunaMan: Mouse-Pilot; +29|6039|Israel

AussieReaper wrote:
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Epic.

2009-05-06 12:40:07

#22

venom6: Since day One.; +247|6814|Hungary

Hahahaha what a n00b!

2009-05-06 12:49:22

#23

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|6937|Disaster Free Zone

12/f/taiwan wrote:
You both suck.

Pretty much my read on this.
All I see is him baiting you and you falling for it hook line and sinker.

2009-05-06 14:16:18

#24

Oisín | Irishpride: Banned; +118|5850|Dublin, Ireland

Has to be UKWF or uKm.

2009-05-06 14:17:39

#25

Simon: basically; +838|6914|UK

Oisín | Irishpride wrote:
Has to be UKWF or uKm.

try D@

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