Macbeth
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Through the misty early morning sunlight dappling a Devon field a vision from the primeval past lumbers into view. The beast with its shaggy, russet-tinged coat, powerful shoulders and lyre-shaped horns could have stepped straight from a prehistoric cave painting.

The vision is a creature of which even Julius Caesar was in awe: Bos primigenius, the aurochs, fearsome wild ancestor of all today’s domestic cattle, immortalised tens of thousands of years ago in ochre and charcoal in the Great Hall of the Bulls at Lascaux in southwest France.

But this herd of 13 bulls, cows and calves known as Heck cattle is the product of Nazi genetic engineering, an attempt to reintroduce the extinct aurochs, the last of which died of old age in a Polish forest nearly four centuries ago. The cattle have been imported into Britain for the first time by Derek Gow, a conservationist who is also at the forefront of attempts to reintroduce the beaver.

Mr Gow said: “They look like the cave paintings of Lascaux and Altamira. It makes you think of the light of a tallow lamp and these huge bulls on these cave paintings leaping out at you from darkened walls.”

The herd has Herman Goering, the head of Hitler’s Luftwaffe, to thank for its existence. Goering hoped to recreate a primeval Aryan wilderness in the conquered territories of Eastern Europe. Two zoologist brothers, Lutz and Heinz Heck, took on the task of scouring Europe for the most primitive breeds of cattle they could find in the belief that by “back breeding” they could resurrect the extinct species.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/u … 143767.ece
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Macbeth wrote:

The cattle have been imported into Britain for the first time by Derek Gow, a conservationist who is also at the forefront of attempts to reintroduce the beaver.
God bless him.

I'd also like to see more beaver.
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Flecco
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All men love beaver though.
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CanadianLoser
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more beaver
Adams_BJ
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Macbeth wrote:

Lutz
ur doin it rong
1927
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Macbeth me ol china, what the fucks this thread all about mate, I did read it.  My Gow invented a cow or something?
Macbeth
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1927 wrote:

Macbeth me ol china, what the fucks this thread all about mate, I did read it.  My Gow invented a cow or something?
Nay, they were able to kinda bring back an extinct species or race of cow by back breeding. Basically breeding them in a way that the old traits came back out and it's kinda like the old cows that died out. Apparently a Nazi thought up doing it.
1927
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Macbeth wrote:

1927 wrote:

Macbeth me ol china, what the fucks this thread all about mate, I did read it.  My Gow invented a cow or something?
Nay, they were able to kinda bring back an extinct species or race of cow by back breeding. Basically breeding them in a way that the old traits came back out and it's kinda like the old cows that died out. Apparently a Nazi thought up doing it.
Oh yeah I get you now.

Does that mean any animal can be brought up?  Isn't this a bit Jurassic Park'ish?  Can they bring back Lady Diana, I fucking loved her I did, I was gonna marry her and everything.
Macbeth
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1927 wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

1927 wrote:

Macbeth me ol china, what the fucks this thread all about mate, I did read it.  My Gow invented a cow or something?
Nay, they were able to kinda bring back an extinct species or race of cow by back breeding. Basically breeding them in a way that the old traits came back out and it's kinda like the old cows that died out. Apparently a Nazi thought up doing it.
Oh yeah I get you now.

Does that mean any animal can be brought up?  Isn't this a bit Jurassic Park'ish?  Can they bring back Lady Diana, I fucking loved her I did, I was gonna marry her and everything.
No, they're not even sure if it's not complete bullshit. It looks like what those cows that died off looked like back then but it's not that species a 100%.
The Princess?
Ty
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This is why the Nazis lost the war, too damn busy with ther cows.
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1927
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Macbeth wrote:

1927 wrote:

Macbeth wrote:


Nay, they were able to kinda bring back an extinct species or race of cow by back breeding. Basically breeding them in a way that the old traits came back out and it's kinda like the old cows that died out. Apparently a Nazi thought up doing it.
Oh yeah I get you now.

Does that mean any animal can be brought up?  Isn't this a bit Jurassic Park'ish?  Can they bring back Lady Diana, I fucking loved her I did, I was gonna marry her and everything.
No, they're not even sure if it's not complete bullshit. It looks like what those cows that died off looked like back then but it's not that species a 100%.
The Princess?
Aye, the Motherfucking Princess of Wales; I'll have you know.  She wasn't any ol princess, I was mental on her, and no I wasnt even in France that night never mind Paris, or even a tunnel riding a scooter.

We ever have Elephants in the UK, all them years ago?  I certanly can't remember seeing them, but wouldnt that break up boring motorway journeys?  What a fucking brilliant idea.
Macbeth
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1927 wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

1927 wrote:

Oh yeah I get you now.

Does that mean any animal can be brought up?  Isn't this a bit Jurassic Park'ish?  Can they bring back Lady Diana, I fucking loved her I did, I was gonna marry her and everything.
No, they're not even sure if it's not complete bullshit. It looks like what those cows that died off looked like back then but it's not that species a 100%.
The Princess?
Aye, the Motherfucking Princess of Wales; I'll have you know.  She wasn't any ol princess, I was mental on her, and no I wasnt even in France that night never mind Paris, or even a tunnel riding a scooter.

We ever have Elephants in the UK, all them years ago?  I certanly can't remember seeing them, but wouldnt that break up boring motorway journeys?  What a fucking brilliant idea.
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Gamematt
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1927 wrote:

We ever have Elephants in the UK, all them years ago?  I certanly can't remember seeing them, but wouldnt that break up boring motorway journeys?
It would, for about a week.
FatherTed
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i love 27.

i think hippos would also be a welcome addition to some of those inner city fountains.
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FatherTed wrote:

i love 27.

i think hippos would also be a welcome addition to some of those inner city fountains.
What about some crocodiles in wishing wells?
1927
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We could have Giraffes and Zebras, they are well nasty mothers they are, well the Males are.  Check this shit out - When a Female in the herd has a baby and its a baby boy Zebra the herd Male (only have the one) will kick 7 shades of shit out of it and kill it so its not a threat in years to come.

Now we could have all this soft shite but lets have some predators aswell, Grizzlies, Lions and Wolves, that'll spice shit up.  Imagine lil tommy in his Mum's Audi Jeep thing on the M4.

'Fuck me Mummy, them lions just dragged that Elephant down and are ripping the shit outta it'.  Longleat, West Midlands Safari and Connect 4 travel edition would go bust, but I think it would be worth it.

So what you say Nazi scientists, can this be arranged please.  Jim usually fixes it but he's on his last legs I think, maybe if he's lucky he'll have one London Marathon left in him, 'now then now then now then'.

A Zebra - but it isnt going all anal on a baby male Zebra, it's doing something else instead
Mekstizzle
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Nazi's eh...

but they look so cute and fluffy


I suppose that's the whole point
1927
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Mekstizzle wrote:

http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh20 … 26674a.jpg

Nazi's eh...

but they look so cute and fluffy


I suppose that's the whole point
Like fuck, you should know my thoughts on big 4 legged things.  They are Nasties not Nazi's.  Only last week I was back at my mates farm park pulling the donkies whiskers, he's a cunt of the highest order.  You pay the Tom Jones lookalikey on the win in, have a puff of some of Bobs weed and go feed the animals.  'Watch the Donkey don't nip you he's a bastard'.  Well I had the Mrs and kids with me so I got the fucker first before he got me.  I also like it when the goats poke there heads through the fence to be fed and I grab their horns, they go mental, its dead funny.
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Dire Wolves seem cool to revive. I can look good for the ladies with my wolf tshirts and my dire wolf

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