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thtthht
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So, seriously.
I seem had a strange sensation of a worm moving in the edge of my anus for the last few weeks, on a random basis, each lasting 5 minutes long.
It seems to happen every once or twice a week.
Any ideas?
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you're going to die a slow painful death while the evil possessed worm eats your insides
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max wrote:

you're going to die a slow painful death while the evil possessed worm eats your insides
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Maybe there really is one. Seriously, its not called a worm, its called something else but don't remeber what. Go see a doctor, its nothing serious if you have them but they will have to take them out. You get them if you don't clean yourself very well.

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Go see a doctor as soon as you can.

also eat a load of crazy food and try and shit it out awsm
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Sounds like someone can eat whatever they want!
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Work your finger up thar good, see if you can feel anything.
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Is it itching? If so you have threadworms. Some Mebendazole over the counter will sort you out.
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I don't get it.
I shower daily, and every time I take a shit, I scrub my ass with water and soap.
What the hell?
There is a f***ing worm?
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Aries_37 wrote:

Is it itching? If so you have threadworms. Some Mebendazole over the counter will sort you out.
Yep, i got that last year from some dodgy food. Itched like a motherfucker, doctor prescribed poisons did their job though.

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/articles/ar … icleId=362

Useful link on them.

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definitely go see an ass doctor. Unless...

ATG wrote:

Work your finger up thar good, see if you can feel anything.
^This sounds like fun to u lol
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thtthht wrote:

I don't get it.
I shower daily, and every time I take a shit, I scrub my ass with water and soap.
What the hell?
There is a f***ing worm?
Does it itch?

If it's threadworms it's not necessarily due to you having bad hygiene. Adults usually get it off little kids when they don't wash their hands and you eat something they come in contact with.
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thtthht wrote:

strange sensation

Aries_37 wrote:

Adults usually get it off little kids.

thtthht wrote:

anus

Aries_37 wrote:

little kids.

thtthht wrote:

sensation

Aries_37 wrote:

contact

thtthht wrote:

my anus
wtf

ohhh im terrible lol
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thtthht wrote:

I don't get it.
I shower daily, and every time I take a shit, I scrub my ass with water and soap.
What the hell?
There is a f***ing worm?
Wait you scrub your ass with water and soap normally?

Or just now that you have a worm in your anus?
have fun as we all know the doctor is goin to probe you like no other wink
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Im_Dooomed wrote:

thtthht wrote:

strange sensation

Aries_37 wrote:

Adults usually get it off little kids.

thtthht wrote:

anus

Aries_37 wrote:

little kids.

thtthht wrote:

sensation

Aries_37 wrote:

contact

thtthht wrote:

my anus
wtf

ohhh im terrible lol
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It's the Buttseks killer working at ya,... At first you're all... "Aw damn this feels good"... but then you're all... "Aww damn this feels too good!... ARGH!!!!"
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Must've eaten something weird.  My friend who is from Vietnam pulled some such worm out of his butt before.  Be careful that it doesn't break because I've heard that if it is a segmented worm then each segment is an egg.

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