13rin
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=NHB=Shadow wrote:

i like this other girl but today i was in the hot tub with some homies and these chicks and this blonde was all over me and we made out in the hot tub for a bit is that bad
its not cheating if the other one doesnt find out
chea

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

Alright serious post, I was in the hot tub with a few friends and some girls a few days ago, now one of my friends who heard it from my other friend who heard it from her friend told me that the girl i was in the hot tub with thinks im cute and shit and now apparently i'm suppose to go see shrek with them but i don't know about the she thinks i'm cute part, only the movie part, the thing is i'm 18 and i'm moving out in 2-3 months, and shes 16? 17? make my move in the theater and hit it and quit it? ahahaha damn that would suck if i get her preggo
wat?
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=NHB=Shadow
hi
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DBBrinson1 wrote:

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

i like this other girl but today i was in the hot tub with some homies and these chicks and this blonde was all over me and we made out in the hot tub for a bit is that bad
its not cheating if the other one doesnt find out
chea

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

Alright serious post, I was in the hot tub with a few friends and some girls a few days ago, now one of my friends who heard it from my other friend who heard it from her friend told me that the girl i was in the hot tub with thinks im cute and shit and now apparently i'm suppose to go see shrek with them but i don't know about the she thinks i'm cute part, only the movie part, the thing is i'm 18 and i'm moving out in 2-3 months, and shes 16? 17? make my move in the theater and hit it and quit it? ahahaha damn that would suck if i get her preggo
wat?
1st post was troll post
im serious in 2nd post
Mekstizzle
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Mekstizzle wrote:

they're fucking with you
voice of experience
-Sh1fty-
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+510|5496|Ventura, California

baggs wrote:

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

Alright serious post, I was in the hot tub with a few friends and some girls a few days ago, now one of my friends who heard it from my other friend who heard it from her friend told me that the girl i was in the hot tub with thinks im cute and shit and now apparently i'm suppose to go see shrek with them but i don't know about the she thinks i'm cute part, only the movie part, the thing is i'm 18 and i'm moving out in 2-3 months, and shes 16? 17? make my move in the theater and hit it and quit it? ahahaha damn that would suck if i get her preggo
whats the dilemma, use a condom and come high five me after.
Do it at the movies? WHAT?

Public exposure = jail or some fines n shit IIRC.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Gooners
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lol you're such a pussy shifty
-Sh1fty-
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+510|5496|Ventura, California
Well I don't know what the movies are like in California but in Switzerland they're generally packed and the last row is always taken so you can't really do it.

Dressing rooms in a store or at a pool would be epic though.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6388|California
my ex gave me a blow job when we went to watch harry potter the order of the phoenix in theaters
I'm Jamesey
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

baggs wrote:

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

Alright serious post, I was in the hot tub with a few friends and some girls a few days ago, now one of my friends who heard it from my other friend who heard it from her friend told me that the girl i was in the hot tub with thinks im cute and shit and now apparently i'm suppose to go see shrek with them but i don't know about the she thinks i'm cute part, only the movie part, the thing is i'm 18 and i'm moving out in 2-3 months, and shes 16? 17? make my move in the theater and hit it and quit it? ahahaha damn that would suck if i get her preggo
whats the dilemma, use a condom and come high five me after.
Do it at the movies? WHAT?

Public exposure = jail or some fines n shit IIRC.
police caught my girlfriend flashing me in public, they just flashed their lights at us and laughed

she was mortified, funny though.
13urnzz
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I'm Jamesey wrote:

she was mortified, funny though.
ha ha, reminds me when my wife and i were dating, we were getting it on in the back of my truck, overlooking the city. a cop car rolls up on us, turns off his lights, and sits there.
we waited a few, got out of the back of the truck and into the cab - when we started to pull away, we must have woken him up. he pulled me over and asked what we were doing . . .
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6388|California

burnzz wrote:

I'm Jamesey wrote:

she was mortified, funny though.
ha ha, reminds me when my wife and i were dating, we were getting it on in the back of my truck, overlooking the city. a cop car rolls up on us, turns off his lights, and sits there.
we waited a few, got out of the back of the truck and into the cab - when we started to pull away, we must have woken him up. he pulled me over and asked what we were doing . . .
now that i have a truck i plan on doing that, those are the memories that will last forever
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5496|Ventura, California
So Saturday night night I am supposed to spend the night at my Grandmother's house, (It's one of those old Swiss family houses with like 8 rooms or more) with my 2 sisters, my 2 cousins and this 19 year old (short) Asian girl who's pretty hot.

In separate rooms of course, but it turns out I might be the only one who can make it, and her too, and she isn't canceling This could be epic.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
SamTheMan
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not a chance
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

So Saturday night night I am supposed to spend the night at my Grandmother's house, (It's one of those old Swiss family houses with like 8 rooms or more) with my 2 sisters, my 2 cousins and this 19 year old (short) Asian girl who's pretty hot.

In separate rooms of course, but it turns out I might be the only one who can make it, and her too, and she isn't canceling This could be epic.
Good luck sir.  Remember to take lots of pics of her and post them here
Eifa
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shifty doesn't do stuff like that if i remember right.
last time he didn't post a pic because "it wouldn't be right" or something
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
-Sh1fty-
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Yeah I know

I just need to brag. So let me ok Eifa?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Pug
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So Saturday night an older woman is visiting me while her grandson is watching her house (It's one of those old Swiss family houses with like 8 rooms or more) with his two sisters, his 2 cousins and this 19 year old Asian girl.

I'll be in the same room with this mature lady of course, but it turns out she's also going to bring her two granddaughters and two nieces, since they are no longer going to watch her house.   This could be epic.













Sorry had to lol
Eifa
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-Sh1fty- wrote:

Yeah I know

I just need to brag. So let me ok Eifa?
brag all you want, i was just saying
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5496|Ventura, California

Pug wrote:

So Saturday night an older woman is visiting me while her grandson is watching her house (It's one of those old Swiss family houses with like 8 rooms or more) with his two sisters, his 2 cousins and this 19 year old Asian girl.

I'll be in the same room with this mature lady of course, but it turns out she's also going to bring her two granddaughters and two nieces, since they are no longer going to watch her house.   This could be epic.

Sorry had to lol
And I loled with you

Annnnd last Saturday I went to the pool with said girl and 4 accompanying family members and we had fun. It's some place called aqua park, has wave pools and fast slides and stuff.

Yeah, she was gurrrdd looking in the skimpy bikini.


Oh and I didn't want to post her picture (last girl) because of the paranoia of getting caught.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Bevo
Nah
+718|6543|Austin, Texas
there's no way you're going to pull a 19 year old let alone a 17 year old

be realistic with yourself for fucks sake
Lai
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So I went to the grocery store today, and I'm browsing the shelves looking for something. I know they sell "pasta flour", but it is a mix of regular wheat and durum wheat. It is allright actually, but I'd like to make pasta out of pure durum wheat like you're supposed to. So I keep going past the shelves, meanwhile there is no one in the shop except me, the shopkeeper and some woman working there.

I finally ask the shopkeeper "do you sell semolina?", he says no, thinks about it then asks the woman. The woman confirms that they don't have it, so I ask if it is just sold out or they don't sell it at all. They don't sell it at all, but the shopkeeper tells me he'll order some with the next delivery.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Great service eh?!
HaiBai
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Lai wrote:

So I went to the grocery store today, and I'm browsing the shelves looking for something. I know they sell "pasta flour", but it is a mix of regular wheat and durum wheat. It is allright actually, but I'd like to make pasta out of pure durum wheat like you're supposed to. So I keep going past the shelves, meanwhile there is no one in the shop except me, the shopkeeper and some woman working there.

I finally ask the shopkeeper "do you sell semolina?", he says no, thinks about it then asks the woman. The woman confirms that they don't have it, so I ask if it is just sold out or they don't sell it at all. They don't sell it at all, but the shopkeeper tells me he'll order some with the next delivery.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Great service eh?!
wrong thread mate?
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
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Lai wrote:

So I went to the grocery store today, and I'm browsing the shelves looking for something. I know they sell "pasta flour", but it is a mix of regular wheat and durum wheat. It is allright actually, but I'd like to make pasta out of pure durum wheat like you're supposed to. So I keep going past the shelves, meanwhile there is no one in the shop except me, the shopkeeper and some woman working there.

I finally ask the shopkeeper "do you sell semolina?", he says no, thinks about it then asks the woman. The woman confirms that they don't have it, so I ask if it is just sold out or they don't sell it at all. They don't sell it at all, but the shopkeeper tells me he'll order some with the next delivery.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Great service eh?!
girls problem thread?
https://i.imgur.com/tMvdWFG.png
Shem
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RTHKI wrote:

Lai wrote:

So I went to the grocery store today, and I'm browsing the shelves looking for something. I know they sell "pasta flour", but it is a mix of regular wheat and durum wheat. It is allright actually, but I'd like to make pasta out of pure durum wheat like you're supposed to. So I keep going past the shelves, meanwhile there is no one in the shop except me, the shopkeeper and some woman working there.

I finally ask the shopkeeper "do you sell semolina?", he says no, thinks about it then asks the woman. The woman confirms that they don't have it, so I ask if it is just sold out or they don't sell it at all. They don't sell it at all, but the shopkeeper tells me he'll order some with the next delivery.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Great service eh?!
girls problem thread?
EDIT: My bad, thinking of someone else.

Last edited by Shem (2010-06-08 17:20:14)

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-Sh1fty- wrote:

So Saturday night night I am supposed to spend the night at my Grandmother's house, (It's one of those old Swiss family houses with like 8 rooms or more) with my 2 sisters, my 2 cousins and this 19 year old (short) Asian girl who's pretty hot.

In separate rooms of course, but it turns out I might be the only one who can make it, and her too, and she isn't canceling This could be epic.
You will have 0 chance with the Asian. Trust me gwai lao.
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