My new pet. Kinda.

2008-05-06 05:15:56

#1

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7023|Finland

So I was having a smoke outside the office after a good lunch and a cup of coffee when I noticed this little fellow. At first I thought the little guy was scared and didn't move (although usually they scram pretty damn fast), so I took a closer look. Turned out the poor bastard had dried up on his sunday walk. So I decided to bring him into my office as a pet.

He's very low maintenance due to his current state, which is dead.

He needs a name, though..

He's in love with my flashdrive

https://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t63/DonFck/Lizardo/IMG_0005.jpg

https://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t63/DonFck/Lizardo/IMG_0004.jpg

Aww.. Look at those cute litte toes!

https://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t63/DonFck/Lizardo/IMG_0007.jpg

Mounting my drive.

https://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t63/DonFck/Lizardo/IMG_0006.jpg

Chillin' time.

https://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t63/DonFck/Lizardo/IMG_0008.jpg

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-05-06 05:17:45

#2

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7171|Great Brown North

i vote for bob

2008-05-06 05:17:57

#3

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7012|London, England

I fucking lol'd at the last one. Dunno why, looks hilarious

I think it's cos it kinda reminded me of this, somehow

2008-05-06 05:20:35

#4

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7171|Great Brown North

on second thought hermes!

2008-05-06 05:22:56

#5

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7064|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Fred - Rhymes with dead

Hollow - Well he is

Crispy - See above

Lilly - Thats my Gecko's name and works well

Rizla - Thats my dogs name and is just a cool name for a pet.

Colin - Thats what I would call my Lama if I owned one.

2008-05-06 05:24:07

#6

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7023|Finland

I like Rizla, Crispy and Hermes.

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-05-06 05:25:27

#7

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7171|Great Brown North

crispy is too obvious

i like hermes the best

2008-05-06 05:31:32

#8

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6544|what

He's not dead, he's resting.

2008-05-06 05:32:50

#9

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7171|Great Brown North

TheAussieReaper wrote:
He's not dead, he's resting.

and has really, REALLY dry skin

2008-05-06 05:38:01

#10

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7064|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

krazed wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
He's not dead, he's resting.
and has really, REALLY dry skin

Call it "Grandad" then?

2008-05-06 05:38:22

#11

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7023|Finland

krazed wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
He's not dead, he's resting.
and has really, REALLY dry skin

That's what happens when you go out without sunlotion on a bright spring day. Let this be a lesson to all.

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-05-06 05:41:55

#12

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7012|London, England

Peter Crouch

2008-05-06 05:57:06

#13

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6920|Global Command

Slim

2008-05-06 05:58:24

#14

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7023|Finland

Slim sounds great.

I wonder what species he is.

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-05-06 05:58:54

#15

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|7064|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

ATG wrote:
Slim

He should of been more "Shady".

Shady, gettit? Shady?

Oh well, I'll get my coat.

2008-05-06 05:59:16

#16

justice: OctoPoster; +978|7132|OctoLand

Jimmy

I know fucking karate

2008-05-06 05:59:28

#17

Switch: Knee Deep In Clunge; +489|6854|Tyne & Wear, England

Sticks.

As in the old saying 'dry as sticks'.

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.

2008-05-06 06:02:26

#18

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6544|what

1927 wrote:
Oh well, I'll get my coat.

Encore!

I'd name him after one of my work mates. You know, the guy that never does any work? And you can tell everyone I haven't seen " " do anything for days! or I think " " is starting to decompose...

2008-05-06 06:08:04

#19

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6588|Winland

Androo.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-05-06 06:27:23

#20

cpt.fass1: The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n; +329|7087|NJ

Oh Put him in water maybe he'll expand like those things that use to expand when you put them in water... Or come back alive

2008-05-06 06:32:45

#21

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7018|UK

Make his surname Kingston. Then you can pretend that he got married to your USB stick!

2008-05-06 08:20:03

#22

Tehremos: Parcel of ol' Crams; +128|6799|Somersetshire

Jesus-Lucifer Kingston

2008-05-06 08:27:22

#23

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6864|6 6 4 oh, I forget

How 'bout Ex? As in Ex gf? It afterall is a reptile, so it has to have been one (ex that is) cause it's already spread its disease looking that dried up. On second thought that might be a bad idea. You could get mad and make dust out of it when it would be reminding you of something anti-good Scratch that! Ummm... I'll go with Bob

Yes!

vv

Tehremos wrote:
Jesus-Lucifer Kingston

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2008-05-06 10:05:03

#24

Mint Sauce: Frighteningly average; +780|6677|eng

Go and see someone about playing withh and naming dead animals.

Last edited by Mint Sauce (2008-05-06 10:05:22)

#rekt

2008-05-06 10:07:30

#25

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|7023|Finland

Mint Sauce wrote:
Go and see someone about playing withh and naming dead animals.

A dried little reptile is hardly an equivalent to E.g. a rotting cat carcass, don't you agree?

I need around tree fiddy.

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