Wow. They "increased the armor of all transport helicopters" but the miniguns still blow ass.
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Sikorsky FTW
Sikorsky FTW
I'm pretty sure him spelling out Essex was one of the funniest things i've ever heard. Bar none.
Just to clear something up here, maybe i'm not comprehending it.
I don't feel bad if a sniper turns someone into soup. You think a .50 makes a mess, what do you think an IED does? I've been there, and helped load the caskets of good men/women onto aircraft for thier final flight home. You think i'm going to loose a dammed wink of sleep over a sniper using .50 instead of 7.62 it and your wrong.
Turns out, its called war for a reason. Some people just don't play nice.
How is a sniper rifle any worse than a .50 MG? .50 cal is still .50 cal. Granted a rifle may shoot it farther, and straighter, but if you get hit with a .50 either way your gonna be in a world of hurt. You can't choose one or the other, either you think .50 is allowable or not.Mikkel wrote:
I have said that I don't think that .50cal sniper rifles shouldn't be used against plain infantry if it can be avoided. It really is as simple as that.
I don't feel bad if a sniper turns someone into soup. You think a .50 makes a mess, what do you think an IED does? I've been there, and helped load the caskets of good men/women onto aircraft for thier final flight home. You think i'm going to loose a dammed wink of sleep over a sniper using .50 instead of 7.62 it and your wrong.
Turns out, its called war for a reason. Some people just don't play nice.
Problem #2Superior Mind wrote:
....I'm 16, and if I can't get an airsoft gun, how the fuck am I supposed to get a real gun. My dad barely lets me have airsoft guns in the first place.
"It is illegal for minors to purchase airsoft guns. You must be 21 or older to purchase this item."
I'm no expert, but i'm pretty sure the world would end. Seriously, it would just stop spinning and explode.
*Enemy knight spotted*DoctorFruitloop wrote:
LOL 1242. ^^^
We've got hostile siege engine, over!
No, no. Jihad Quadbike!!!I.M.I Militant wrote:
Jihad Jeep!
Ummm... Psycho? or maybe that's just me.s()mtingWong wrote:
and make sure you know what programs you have installed on your computer or what programs are running in the backround because my gf tried to use vncviewer and a keylogger on my comp she mainly thought i was chattin with another girl.cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
google is your friend. free porn there so ppl wont find it on ur pc
ROFL.
Classic.DMXmorphine wrote:
I'd like to git lessons from him maybe...
Take advantage of the travel if you can. I'm in the air force, mind you, but in the last three years i've been to Las Vegas twice, Fort Campbell, England, Spain, Germany, and Iraq. Good times, and some CRAZY memories/war stories.
Don't let the asshats bother you, just try your ass off. If you really want it, you can do it.
Don't let the asshats bother you, just try your ass off. If you really want it, you can do it.
I work on military helicopters for a living. Trust me, it's amazing how much shit you can break in 8 seconds with a crescent wrench.k30dxedle wrote:
Hahaha...I can imagine that.SargeV1.4 wrote:
Because there's no way a spanner could disassemble a black hawk in 8 seconds.
*wrench wrench wrench wrench*
*helicopter falls apart*
"...Shit."
Flyleaf is awsome, Rise Against is pretty good to, imho. Dunno, i've got a pretty wide-ranging taste in music.Cougar wrote:
Just went to their website....not tooooo bad I suppose, but still outside of my comfortable taste.ryan_14 wrote:
oh come on you guys, whats wrong with rise against. you obviously dont have any taste in music, especially you Cougar
Perhaps you would like to sample some of my favortite's at the current moment:
www.flyleafmusic.com
www.deftones.com
You can earn vanilla ribbons/badges/medals in SF. You cannot, however, earn SF awards in vanilla.Kenthar wrote:
I know you can get all the vanilla RIBBONS in Special Forces, because none of them overlap. For stuff like knife badge, don't know.
Meaning that if you got say, 22 kills for vet assaut in SF, you would recieve both the Vanilla and the SF badges.
Dictionary FTWSealXo wrote:
whatever man.... im goign to cry now.
hahh jk. anyways faggits spellet both ways
You should come to southern cali sometime.
Scary! You just sounded like my wife!ckdawn wrote:
Not whining, and if so, I'm a woman, that is my fucking female right!
Nough said
Oh, and on another note, if your going to be an ass and -neg karma somebody, at least have the balls/common courtesy to put a reason/your name.
bah, bed time.
So not typical = not possible? Right. Guess that means it never happened. Admins NEVER do anything atypical when they can't get their way.
I don't know what really happened on that server, maybe it was extremely unusual behavior for a crow member. On the other hand, calling somebody a whiny little kid and a liar when you don't really know what happened is kind of asinine. Especially to a well written post in the complaint section. Not like the post went, "OMFG LI3EK JEFFK KIKED ME!?#?!?!".
Disclaimer: Don't know the poster, what happened, or do I care. I am, however, annoyed by the asshattery. Just had to get that out of my system.
I don't know what really happened on that server, maybe it was extremely unusual behavior for a crow member. On the other hand, calling somebody a whiny little kid and a liar when you don't really know what happened is kind of asinine. Especially to a well written post in the complaint section. Not like the post went, "OMFG LI3EK JEFFK KIKED ME!?#?!?!".
Disclaimer: Don't know the poster, what happened, or do I care. I am, however, annoyed by the asshattery. Just had to get that out of my system.
Congrats. More overlords the merrier.
And let me guess, you were there, saw everything that happened, and the original poster is just lying. Is it just me, or are you the pot calling the kettle black?{FR}UNION wrote:
I love the little kids that post on these forums when they dont get their own way. You were breaking their rules and you got kicked. You didnt like that so you made up a load of shit just to try and flame them. Pathetic. Go to a server that likes little kids and to forums that likes to hear them go WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lol
72.9685 per day.
Work sucks
Work sucks
Truer words have never been spoken.InviSniper wrote:
Whiskey Sour FTW.
Am I the only one that really dosen't find these random posts that entertaining?
Maybe I just have no sense of humor.
Maybe I just have no sense of humor.
Yeah, this is why you shouldn't hang out behind tanks.
Why would it be illegal to use the name of a city just because a war is going on? Thats like saying that you would not be allowed to make a Strike at Baghdad map just because of a conflict.c0N_FusioN wrote:
The Map Name: Road to Jalalabad, somewhere in Afghanistan, but there's war now, so is that legal ?
I'm looking forward to play this map, IF it comes out,....
caio0
Be nice if they released some new content for vanilla for sure. Im not holding my breath though, i dont look good in blue.
No. IMHO not one of the kits is useless, when played properly. Just because you can't use it dosen't mean it's useless.Ned_Z wrote:
I was thinking, since assault class in kind of useless. Why not use this?
Everytime you kill with a assault gun, you get
2+ for the kill
1+ teamwork for a kill since your assualt.
this make it 3 points per kill as an assualt instead of two because the primary objective for the assault class is to eliminate solders.
Like the idea?
Dont?
Share your opinions please.
USAF, E-4, 2A552 - Helicopter Maintenance Journeyman (crew chief)mastermofo wrote:
Just do me a favor... If you ever Eject... Don't go thank Life Support first okay? They get you dressed, and don't go thank Survival first either... all the they do is pack the chute and we inspect it. Thank EGRESS first!!!! We get you out. Pisses me off so much when the pilot doesn't even know who is responsible for the system. Every pilot that's ejected here had to be told who was responsible. I'm not doubting your knoloedge of us wrench turners; however, I haven't met a pilot yet that really knows who we are, unless he/she is O5 and above.1stLt.MikeUSAF wrote:
"from Eds."been there not operated combat sorties from there. I'm at home for a few weeks FINALLY! It's is mostly a test field for the new aircraft. I'm going to Korea soon thou.mastermofo wrote:
weird... didn't think eds. deployed... thought it was a test base only...
Here's what kills me, Most aircrew i've met (quite a few) have yet to make the connection that the "inferior" maintenance troops are what keeps your sorry asses in the air. Backshops, line, whatever, don't piss us off, because we keep you alive in more ways than you know. College degree to fly it, High School diploma to keep it that way.
And don't get me started on "Aerial Gunners" aka "Ramp Commanders!"
/rant
Rofl. Guess they didn't quite think through the whole car-exploding thing, and or the no-drift-when-dropping thing.
Wait, EA? not think something through? say it ain't so!
However, when vehicle drops are used properly, i love them. saved my bacon a few times.
Wait, EA? not think something through? say it ain't so!
However, when vehicle drops are used properly, i love them. saved my bacon a few times.
Nono, "If it aint broke, fix it until it is."PoP wrote:
thats the best discription ever.Cbass wrote:
EA Games: if it aint broke, fix it.
Or because he simply fouled the gear, and instead of dropping the collective and pancaking it on the deck, he pulled collective and pivoted around the fouled gear, hence flipping over. Pretty much a bit of pilot error right there.david363 wrote:
he crashed because the boat had apparntly sped up as he was coming into land and he had miss judged the distence, + it was also because he was a new pilot
Why emo's piss me off:
99 dammed percent of them are under 17.
WHAT THE HELL IS SO HARD ABOUT LIFE? What? mommy wouldn't spring for your new jeans? DEAL WITH IT. Living at home is not that goddamed hard, quit whining and get a dammed haircut. I got sent to iraq with 3 days notice and didn't complain, you missing the new fagout boy cd is not the end of the world.
Whiny ass bastards!
/rant off
99 dammed percent of them are under 17.
WHAT THE HELL IS SO HARD ABOUT LIFE? What? mommy wouldn't spring for your new jeans? DEAL WITH IT. Living at home is not that goddamed hard, quit whining and get a dammed haircut. I got sent to iraq with 3 days notice and didn't complain, you missing the new fagout boy cd is not the end of the world.
Whiny ass bastards!
/rant off
ahh, but occasionally we fly up to a navy base nearby to train our retarded pilots on deck landings. We had a pilot pancake one into the deck so hard he blew the top of the shock strut out. (Bigass shock absorber)Starfleet1403 wrote:
Alright. So it's like the German Navy's DLQ (Deck Landing Qualifying). I mean you don't have a land-based pitching, rolling, yawing Ship. Right?
But we don't have a similar Tradition at those DLQs, so your Story is still unique!
Mind you, those things are rated to a 600 foot per minute landing at just shy of 40,000 pounds gross weight, so he was movin. Then he had the gall to tell us it wasn't a hard landing.
Air Force crew chiefs only fly with them during cross-country trips and a few other situations. We run em up, shut em down, and fix what the crew broke. Pretty cool job that's taken me to a lot of interesting places.Kylau wrote:
Why don't the crew chiefs fly with the helicopter?
So you startup and shutdown like an attack helicopter? Thats odd.
Temporary Duty. Pretty much a buisness trip. Usually involves us flying helicopters somewhere else to train on things we don't have in floriduh. Like mountians.Starfleet1403 wrote:
Funny Story. But what is a TDY Assignment? Never heard of it.
So i'm a Crew Chief on MH-53M Pave Low helicopters in the USAF, and our squadron has this little "tradition" (cough hazing cough) that everytime you go on your first TDY assignment, you recieve a thorough ass kicking. Not an actual physical beating, more like getting tackled, duct taped and zip tied, cargo strapped to a pole litter (stretcher) carried over to a building, covert in large amounts of grease, petroleum jelly, the goo from inside chem sticks, and an odd mixture of confetti and styrofoam peanuts. quite entertaining. I got off easy, because usually it involves your boot laces getting cut and your feet being spraypainted black or green.
Mind you, earlier in the day they shaved a mohawk into my head, and made me recover the aircraft when it landed. Conversation went something like this.
Me: Ground's up.
Pilot: Chief, WTF is wrong with your hair.
Me: Needed a haircut sir.
Pilot: Why are they're dudes over there by the power cart with rubber gloves on and duct tape.
Me: I may be dissapearing shortly sir.
Pilot: Why?
Me: First Td.... *tackled*
the funny thing was they never took my headsets off, so while i was fighting with them i was still sitting there talking to the pilot.
Most importanly: Pics!
Mind you, earlier in the day they shaved a mohawk into my head, and made me recover the aircraft when it landed. Conversation went something like this.
Me: Ground's up.
Pilot: Chief, WTF is wrong with your hair.
Me: Needed a haircut sir.
Pilot: Why are they're dudes over there by the power cart with rubber gloves on and duct tape.
Me: I may be dissapearing shortly sir.
Pilot: Why?
Me: First Td.... *tackled*
the funny thing was they never took my headsets off, so while i was fighting with them i was still sitting there talking to the pilot.
Most importanly: Pics!
www.bf2s.com/awards.phpFriiginChomper wrote:
okay, thanks how come ive never seen that page before. i know this probaly sounds stupid but how did you get there?
Nubs! that's clearly a 5 1/4" floppy!
CD's for me.
Ditto!
Getting raped in uncappables by f-ing airplanes. Getting nailed by a good pilot is one thing, but in an uncappable is just pointless stat-whoring.
/rant
/rant
Negative. C-130 is the only thing that has dropped it, although a C-17 could pull it off.masterHouse wrote:
They can't have it, only the B-2 can drop a MOAB_j5689_ wrote:
If only they could have that.wingman358 wrote:
Don't forget the MOABs (Mother Of All Bombs) they're gunna duct tape on!!!
http://www.danshistory.com/moab.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massive_Ordnance_Air_Blast
http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Mar2003 … 9085M.html
Little Bird is a good nickname, but Killer Egg is much, much funnier. Especially on easter when you see one fly overhead and say, "Look honey, a killer egg!" and confuse the crap out of her!ShellShock.PwN wrote:
Little Bird!!!!!!
I cannot wait to fly that thing. i may buy it just for the killer egg.
Don't forget the Romans!Spearhead wrote:
The Nazi's thought they were invincible, too. So did the Japanese. And the USSR.
I'm a fan of Real Life. Pretty good comic in general. Not every comic is gaming, but quite a few are gaming-related. And some of the antics are pretty hillarious. Right up there with Penny Arcade IMHO.
Dammit.PoP wrote:
Dude wheres my Vagina
The Hunt for Red Vagina!
Sorry if it's a repeat, but I gave up after he stole my first one!
Heal 2,878
Revive 10,071
Holy crap, can you immagine how long it would take to shock somebody 10 thousand times... in normal gameplay that is.
Oh well, whatever makes him/her happy. I usually just ignore that stats of anyone else except my friends who i know don't pad. Less stressfull this way.
Revive 10,071
Holy crap, can you immagine how long it would take to shock somebody 10 thousand times... in normal gameplay that is.
Oh well, whatever makes him/her happy. I usually just ignore that stats of anyone else except my friends who i know don't pad. Less stressfull this way.
The autoshotty, more specifically. Pump required skill, and kicked ass, same as the Jackhammer/M-whatever it is.[BS]_Bone_ wrote:
i recall from CS a noob tube is a shotgun...
I do know that staring at a monitor for 3 hours without blinking or looking away is a bad idea.
And it hurts.
Eye strain sucks, take a break, get a soda, look away for a while. It's good for you!
And it hurts.
Eye strain sucks, take a break, get a soda, look away for a while. It's good for you!
congrats to him and all, but damn did you check out his nade stats?
Hand Grenades 17:31:11 1,154 713 1.62
Good Lord! 1,154 nade kills?
Hand Grenades 17:31:11 1,154 713 1.62
Good Lord! 1,154 nade kills?
Umm... not to be an ass, but i'm pretty sure that no online petition has ever worked for anything.
I know that if i worked for dice, and got a url that included petitiononline.com, i would just laugh it off and move on.
I know that if i worked for dice, and got a url that included petitiononline.com, i would just laugh it off and move on.
Give an option to drop a certian number of rounds, like say, half a barrage, instead of blowing your whole load at once on one target. and combine it with the above, and arty would kick ass!DeadboyUSMC wrote:
Give the commander the option to utilize different rounds!! Give spec ops and snipers a laser pointer for Copperheads, or at leat let me decide to use DPICM instead of just HE all the time... Kind of like unlocks for commanders, the more command points you get, the more types of rounds you could use, now that would be sweet.
offtopic: WTF is with that annoyingly huge sig? /offtopic
Pretty sure that how the glitch works is common knowledge by now, not to mention that you must be a server admin to pull it off, thereby eliminating 98% of the forum population.Cougar wrote:
Well, way to tell the ENTIRE FORUM HOW TO DO THE GLITCH!!!
Please remove the image before 23408434 differnent people who didn't know how to do it before try it now.
And the rest? most of the admins are a little smarter than trying something that universally stupid.
In general, any vanilla bf2 badge/ribbon/medal you meet the requirements for will be awarded in special forces, but not the other way around.
i.e. I can get the veteran sniper combat, and the veteran sniper specialist badge in the same round on a SF server, but would only be eligble for the regular badge if i was playing vanilla bf2.
Did that make any sense?
i.e. I can get the veteran sniper combat, and the veteran sniper specialist badge in the same round on a SF server, but would only be eligble for the regular badge if i was playing vanilla bf2.
Did that make any sense?
I don't know about you guys, but that's one hell of a convincing argument to me!?? wrote:
he idles in the server and is an admin i got banned fomr the server cause i woned him
I say good on him. If he's got enough time to get all those badges, more power to him. That and he get's to say that he was the first.